midterms

Midterms (M ind numbing, I rrelevant, D ismal, T est, E stablished to, R uin, M ost, S tudents)- Anal raping by a packet of paper. Generally, this form of torture is employed by sadistic teachers mid-way through the semester supposedly to test your knowledge of the material thus far. In reality, it serves just to ass-rape you and your GPA all in one go

Teacher - "good luck on your midterm ."
student #1 - " did you study ?"
student #2 - "no way did you ?"
student #1 - "pshh no ."

kate - " i hate midterms so much !"

midterms by UPD2009:) January 9, 2010

midterms

Something I'm about to fail, because I am not about to try to memorize the answer to 100+ questions. Fuck midterms, they can suck my cunt ;)

"I didn't study for my midterms, my future is over now."

"you can always become a stripper."

midterms by migyp December 9, 2021

bear down for midterms 

A phrase used during midterms to indicate the need to really "bear down."

It's midterms time, people have to "bear down," study hard, and get to work. It's "bear down for midterms."

bear down for midterms by Professor Professorstein December 17, 2020

highschool midterms / Finals 

7 different tests that each are 1 1/2 hours and test you on all the $hit you learned since day one of the school year. Its only worth 7% of your final grade for each class. It is a time you have no life because you are busy cramming for the hours of testing ahead especially for Spanish. Other wise known as death.

"Ok, Students its time to have no social life and cram for 7 different tests that each last 1 1/2 hours aka midterms and or finals don't worry about failing it is only worth 7% and your finals count for 7% too. Unless you have a c, which most students do because thats average, and fail you will be fine. Ok say goodbye to a social life and say hello to hell.

"*uck highschool midterms / finals they are a living hell!"

highschool midterms / Finals by *ucking school January 9, 2014

the 2018 us midterms 

the point of inflection at which trump derangement syndrome became trump impeachment syndrome

all neo progressive members of the squad minus aoc are responsible for bringing about the 2018 us midterms

the 2018 us midterms by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2020

the 2018 us midterms 

the point of inflection at which trump derangement syndrome became trump impeachment syndrome

all neo progressive members of the squad minus aoc are responsible for bringing about the 2018 us midterms

the 2018 us midterms by Uncle Dimma November 29, 2019

Midterm 

Anal raping by a packet of paper. Generally, this form of torture is employed by sadistic university professors mid-way through the semester supposedly to test your knowledge of the material thus far. In reality, it serves just to ass-rape you and your GPA all in one go.

Oh, shit...midterms are coming soon...my ass still hasn't recovered from last semester!

Midterm by b_dubs October 17, 2005