Rosstitution
Rosstitution: A form of male prostitution. This is commonly reffered to from the infmaous Rosstitute, or a gay man that pretends to be straight.
Rosstitution by Dylan Horrocks January 7, 2008
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restitution
Restitution in moral signifies an act of justice by which reparation as far as possible is made for an injury that has been done to another.
The law of restitution is the law of gains-based recovery. It is to be contrasted with the law of compensation, which is the law of loss-based recovery. Obligations to make restitution and obligations to pay compensation are each a type of legal response to events in the real world. When a court orders restitution it orders the defendant to give up his gains to the claimant.
When a court orders compensation it orders the defendant to compensate the claimant for his loss.
Collection by defendant, court ordered.
The law of restitution is the law of gains-based recovery. It is to be contrasted with the law of compensation, which is the law of loss-based recovery. Obligations to make restitution and obligations to pay compensation are each a type of legal response to events in the real world. When a court orders restitution it orders the defendant to give up his gains to the claimant.
When a court orders compensation it orders the defendant to compensate the claimant for his loss.
Collection by defendant, court ordered.
The loss of two tamed ducks by someone shooting them. They were caught red handed. The courts gave us restitution.
restitution by Medici October 8, 2007
crosstitution
The act of performing sexual favors to a priest, most often as a penance during the sacrament of Reconciliation.
Her: And those are my sins, Father.
Priest: In order to receive forgiveness by the Lord, you perform the act of crosstitution. Suck on my balls for Jesus' forgiveness.
Priest: In order to receive forgiveness by the Lord, you perform the act of crosstitution. Suck on my balls for Jesus' forgiveness.
crosstitution by FatherBishop69 August 20, 2009
rostitution
The practice of engaging in sex acts in exchange for housing, food, cars, or clothing that one feels they are owed or deserve because of sexual acts they perform.
Being in a relationship with some you feel is beneath you, so you feel entitled to be taken care of financially.
Being in a relationship with some you feel is beneath you, so you feel entitled to be taken care of financially.
Rostitution is about the only action I get these days.
Daddy needs some rostitution for that new car you are driving around.
If she wants to go on vacation next month, she better get a head start on that rostitution.
She is just here for the free food and drinks, rostitution is all she knows. She is going to take what she wants and give you very little in return. She's a manipulative rostitute, but so was her Momma.
Daddy needs some rostitution for that new car you are driving around.
If she wants to go on vacation next month, she better get a head start on that rostitution.
She is just here for the free food and drinks, rostitution is all she knows. She is going to take what she wants and give you very little in return. She's a manipulative rostitute, but so was her Momma.
rostitution by BoogieDMann August 7, 2023
roostitution
roostitution by Bob Bojangles. January 4, 2010
RESTITUTIONALIZED
Restitution is when a court orders a defendant to compensate a claimant for his loss.
Restitutionalized is when the defendant has compensated the claimant for his loss.
Restitutionalized is when the defendant has compensated the claimant for his loss.
RESTITUTIONALIZED by Surfside Deb January 13, 2008
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