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roadytart

When the passenger, upon entering an automobile, pulls the door handle at the same time the driver presses the "unlock" button. This creates a state of limbo where the driver thinks the door is unlocked, but the passenger cannot enter the vehichle. Until the driver presses the unlock button again (without the passenger's interference), the two said parties are stuck in a state of confusion, resulting in roadytart.
Charles popped the door handle twice - a signal that we were engaged in roadytart.
by Jesse March 16, 2005
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Roadtard

n. -one who does not have the mental capacity to properly and safely navigate a public road.

Some one who drives like a retard.

Someone suffering from Roadtardation
During summer, Cape Cod is beset upon by roadtards. Driving becomes an exercise in futility and stress.
by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007
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Roadtardation

noun -the state or condition of being a roadtard

-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.
In many states, roadtardation rates are reaching epidemic proportions.
by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007
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Roadtard

Roadtard is a play on the word "roadguard", which is used to refer to a member of a military flight who stands in the way and blocks oncoming traffic so the flight can have safe passage across a roadway.

A roadtard is a roadguard who performs their duties in a ridiculous and/or mockworthy manner.
"Did you see the getup that roadtard was wearing today?" "Yeah, that's Freddy. Freddy the Roadtard."
by Benjamin Jason June 2, 2008
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radtarted

Rad is radtarted
by Dijing March 7, 2021
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