Roadtard 

n. -one who does not have the mental capacity to properly and safely navigate a public road.

Some one who drives like a retard.

Someone suffering from Roadtardation

During summer, Cape Cod is beset upon by roadtards. Driving becomes an exercise in futility and stress.

Roadtard by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007

Roadtard 

Roadtard is a play on the word "roadguard", which is used to refer to a member of a military flight who stands in the way and blocks oncoming traffic so the flight can have safe passage across a roadway.

A roadtard is a roadguard who performs their duties in a ridiculous and/or mockworthy manner.

"Did you see the getup that roadtard was wearing today?" "Yeah, that's Freddy. Freddy the Roadtard."

Roadtard by Benjamin Jason June 2, 2008

Readtard

A person who cannot understand anything when reading.

I am such a readtard, i cant understand this book, let alone do the questions for it.

Readtard by Raymaas15 May 13, 2009

Radtarded 

Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.

"I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we went drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded."

Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 5, 2009

Radtarded 

Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.

I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we
drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then
I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded.

Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 7, 2009

Readtarded 

Adjective
Offensive remark for someone who misreads something you wrote.

Example 1:
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?

Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?

Readtarded by SEMFP June 14, 2013

Radtard 

a rad retard

You were out of control last night; such a radtard!

Radtard by Hopelizly April 22, 2010