roadytart

When the passenger, upon entering an automobile, pulls the door handle at the same time the driver presses the "unlock" button. This creates a state of limbo where the driver thinks the door is unlocked, but the passenger cannot enter the vehichle. Until the driver presses the unlock button again (without the passenger's interference), the two said parties are stuck in a state of confusion, resulting in roadytart.

Charles popped the door handle twice - a signal that we were engaged in roadytart.

by Jesse March 16, 2005

cactuar

A green plastic shot glass used to drink vodka

Gimme a swig of cactuar!

by Jesse July 27, 2003

twayns

awesome, cool, videogames

let's play some twayns...and then shine some sack

by jesse October 24, 2004

crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.

crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society

by jesse September 06, 2003

crone

the dirtiest word known to man; also see cunt, taint, or brown star

dude, i towtched her crone. also see towtch

by jesse October 24, 2004

tigole bitties

Gigantic breasts on a girl.

Damn, she got some tigole bitties.

by Jesse October 20, 2004

elpimpahoe

ill pimp a hoe

next week elpimpahoe

by jesse June 18, 2004