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A tiny sub-species of the human race. Mainly raised in midget mills, for the entertainment of normal people. Midgets in the wild are attracted to sugar packets, and if captured they serve many purposes, such as, midget butlers, wrestlers, and as collectables.
I bought sugar packets, so I can capture the coveted and rare asian midget to complete my collection.
by jesse April 21, 2005

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You begin at the top with a gental kiss as your hands fallow down the shaft. Then You trace your tongue downward and in a circular path being sure to not neglect any side then gently licking the balls. Then placeing the penis into the mouth while the hands continue to stimulate the base. The mouth slowly allows the penis to goin futher and further into the mouth, being sure to inhale deep as not to gag. this continues until the man ejaculates.
How would you like that head?
by Jesse March 27, 2005

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A form of art and expression. The world is each ones canvas.
by jesse September 14, 2003

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Two very close friends that spend a lot of time together, and are rarely seen apart from each other.
"They are butt buddies."
by Jesse February 18, 2005

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A cute little hopping amphibian.
Frogs are the coolest thing on earth!I love frogs!
by jesse December 11, 2003

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The greatest thing on the planet.
I ride bmx. i love it more than my girlfriend.
by jesse June 20, 2003

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a disturbance, loud obnoxious noise
principal: whats this ruckus?
student: I didnt hear a ruckus
principal: I heard a ruckus
student: can you describe this ruckus?
by jesse April 22, 2004

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