Jesse's definitions

DODA

V. To engage in anal intercourse with two men at the same time, while simultaniously engaging in fellatio with different men, also at the same time.

I watched Pat to the DODA last night. does that make me gay?

by Jesse March 17, 2007

stroking it

a way of saying masterbation

yo, i just stroked it, quite wonderful

by Jesse March 17, 2007

milkweed

A white guy

man that shut up you milkweed

by jesse March 17, 2007

captain stubing

after sex finding pubic hair stuck to the sides and base of your penis head that looks like the back of captain stubings head from the love boat

She had so much pubic hair when I pulled it out I thought I was staring at Captain Stubing on the bridge of the love boat

by jesse March 17, 2007

shrimp

A flaccid, saliva coated penis after ejaculation, caused by the act of fellatio on said penis.

"She gave me the shrimp." "I just shrimped her." "I need to get me some shrimp."

by Jesse March 17, 2007

Frog

A cute little hopping amphibian.

Frogs are the coolest thing on earth!I love frogs!

by jesse February 18, 2007

fart

The hurrendous emission of hot, often humid, and horrible smellin gas from the Anus- hole... which smells terrible itself. For any moron who wonders why farts smell, I'll tell ya. It's because farts are more or less shit-vapor.

I'm gonna pull down my pants, and rip a nasty fart on your forehead in the middle of the night. HA!! Hopefully nothing else will come out!

by JESSE October 15, 2006