Jesse's definitions

camplaining

to engage in a negative, manufactured complain-based campaign against an incumbent officeholder.

Look at that idiot Kerry -- he's just camplaining.

by Jesse December 14, 2003

Ragly

Messy, frayed. Un-ordered in appearance or behavior. Resembling a rag.

Originally meant to describe clothing, and so now particulary appropriate as an adjective used to describe any non-clothing article.

First known appearance: Buffalo, New York, Depew train station, as observed by the author, "Portable Road". (Pub. 1999)

(Derogatory.)

"take yo ragly ass up out my place." (Portable Road, 1999)

by jesse November 9, 2004

muslav

the god russian pop star

"look, it's Muslav! I'm going to get his autograph on my hairy chest."

by jesse May 3, 2004

lowrider

a car that has been modified by lowering it and puttinh hydrolics on it. they usually have custom paint jobs and interiors.

yo mang,Ill run you over in my lowrider sa

by jesse February 12, 2004

towtch

to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns

don't towtch that, haynds awwff

by jesse October 23, 2004

urban-dictionary.com

a site used for looking up words that your afraid to ask your parents

i just looked up ghetto on www.urbandictionary.com

by Jesse December 31, 2003

checkmark

A eupemism for dick (in terms of "giving" or "getting dick")

Can be used as verb or noun.

"Did you checkmark Erica last night?"
"I want a checkmark from that dude over there."

by Jesse February 7, 2003