Jesse's definitions

queerfashionation

n., the tendency to hyper-homosexualize one's homosexual lifestyle.

Garry went to the gay bar, the gay restaurant, the gay bank, and the gay gas station. He clearly suffers from queerfashionation.

by Jesse December 14, 2003

Uptarded

uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.

the room got uptarded when you walked in.

by Jesse June 8, 2003

qwazx

The left side of the keyboard...quazx.com for more

qwazx is so l33t

by Jesse July 25, 2003

crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.

crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society

by jesse September 5, 2003

Blamela

A word used to take the place of a Prounoun, usually yelled when trying to cover a sound someone does not want to hear.

"Matt, your credit card number is"
"BLAMELA"

by Jesse October 27, 2003

captain stubing

after sex finding pubic hair stuck to the sides and base of your penis head that looks like the back of captain stubings head from the love boat

She had so much pubic hair when I pulled it out I thought I was staring at Captain Stubing on the bridge of the love boat

by jesse March 17, 2007

fiznat your candrow

fiznat your candrow

to fiznat your candrow is to call your mother.

gangster #1 : yo boy who you be callin'
gangster #2 : I gotta fiznat ma candrow

by jesse November 10, 2004