Jesse's definitions

smuggling a yo yo

The same as camel toe or moose knuckle

Damn those girls pants are tight, she's smuggling a yo yo.

by Jesse November 2, 2003

chilliad

the act of chilling in the street corner with your homies

Yo, fo chessy, we's finna chilliad.

by Jesse October 30, 2004

one eyed pirate

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg

She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate

by Jesse May 25, 2004

shrimp

A flaccid, saliva coated penis after ejaculation, caused by the act of fellatio on said penis.

"She gave me the shrimp." "I just shrimped her." "I need to get me some shrimp."

by Jesse March 17, 2007

milkweed

A white guy

man that shut up you milkweed

by jesse March 17, 2007

DODA

V. To engage in anal intercourse with two men at the same time, while simultaniously engaging in fellatio with different men, also at the same time.

I watched Pat to the DODA last night. does that make me gay?

by Jesse March 17, 2007

mick

A slang term defining one of Irish decent. They are often found getting their asses kicked by twin Dutchmen. Also known as "potato-pickin', railroad workin', curly-haired Irish bastards."

Ben is a dirty potato-pickin' mick.

by Jesse January 5, 2005