Roadtardation

noun -the state or condition of being a roadtard

-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.

In many states, roadtardation rates are reaching epidemic proportions.

Roadtardation by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007

Romtardation 

A very severe case of mental retardation, with side effects like Romnesia.

Symptoms include flip-flopping, and babbling about binders full of women when he is so retarded he forgets he doesn't have any.

Oh my god! Mitt Romney's Romnesia is so severe, he has Romtardation! We must install a Romney chip on our nuclear missiles so we can recall them when he flip-flops! That is, if he becomes president!

Romtardation by Unorthodox Dude October 29, 2012

Robtardation 

When your friend Rob does something so idiotic that it cannot even be comprehended by the top 1% of human minds.

Man, that was a real Robtardation the other day. I asked him if he wanted to meet me at the high school but he said he had to chop wood and trim bushes for 8 hours.

Robtardation by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008