Roadtardation

noun -the state or condition of being a roadtard

-the mental inability to to properly and safely navigate public roads.

In many states, roadtardation rates are reaching epidemic proportions.

Roadtardation by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007

Romtardation 

A very severe case of mental retardation, with side effects like Romnesia.

Symptoms include flip-flopping, and babbling about binders full of women when he is so retarded he forgets he doesn't have any.

Oh my god! Mitt Romney's Romnesia is so severe, he has Romtardation! We must install a Romney chip on our nuclear missiles so we can recall them when he flip-flops! That is, if he becomes president!

Romtardation by Unorthodox Dude October 29, 2012

Robtardation 

When your friend Rob does something so idiotic that it cannot even be comprehended by the top 1% of human minds.

Man, that was a real Robtardation the other day. I asked him if he wanted to meet me at the high school but he said he had to chop wood and trim bushes for 8 hours.

Robtardation by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022