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Road Cones
Road Cones is when a women has enormously large breasts and they are shaped in the form of traffic cones. The term is derived or found when a male or group of males walks down a street, hallway, etc. and they see a women who is gifted with the present of "Road Cones" They stop in their tracks as if they have just walked about a construction site.
Causes>>>
1) May be due to a wrong shaped bra.
2) Spending too much time in the geometry class room.
3) Losing a fight with the household cleaning appliance........ "THE VACCUM!!"
Causes>>>
1) May be due to a wrong shaped bra.
2) Spending too much time in the geometry class room.
3) Losing a fight with the household cleaning appliance........ "THE VACCUM!!"
Road Cones by checkitOUT20 August 3, 2009
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road cone • Roadconeing • Boston Roadcone • road rules • road head • road trip • Road • road dog • Road block • road rash
roadcone
Suzy unzipped Robert's pants furiously as he drove, and proceeded to give him a superb roadcone session.
roadcone by T-Platinum December 8, 2005
Roadconeing
(v)-Hitting stuff(mainly The Mailbox) with road cones. Usually done while hanging out of a car window.
Roadconeing by Roberto_Benigni February 18, 2004
Boston Roadcone
Boston Roadcone by Eric Foley January 9, 2008
Roadcone
A Roadcone is a penis shaped similar to a construction traffic cone. Narrow tip or head that widens to a girthy shaft base. It is the opposite of a bulbous penis.
Roadcone by Hiesenburg126 December 9, 2022
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