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Roadcone 

A Roadcone is a penis shaped similar to a construction traffic cone. Narrow tip or head that widens to a girthy shaft base. It is the opposite of a bulbous penis.
When Joe dropped his pants, his new girlfriend was shocked by his Roadcone that stood before her.
Roadcone by Hiesenburg126 December 9, 2022

Boston Roadcone

when at a party and you wake up wiht a really sore butthole and didnt know what happen
Oh man why does my butthole hurt? You just got a Boston Roadcone!
Boston Roadcone by Eric Foley January 9, 2008

roadboner 

when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying
i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner
roadboner by matt August 22, 2004

road cone 

when one gives head to another, from the passenger seat, while the receiver is driving a vehicle
we was drivin down the I95 and this bitch gave me road cone....it was gooood....the bumpy road helped
road cone by dave November 11, 2003

Roadconeing 

(v)-Hitting stuff(mainly The Mailbox) with road cones. Usually done while hanging out of a car window.
"We went roadconeing last night"
Roadconeing by Roberto_Benigni February 18, 2004
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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