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Roadcone 

A Roadcone is a penis shaped similar to a construction traffic cone. Narrow tip or head that widens to a girthy shaft base. It is the opposite of a bulbous penis.
When Joe dropped his pants, his new girlfriend was shocked by his Roadcone that stood before her.
Roadcone by Hiesenburg126 December 9, 2022

Boston Roadcone

when at a party and you wake up wiht a really sore butthole and didnt know what happen
Oh man why does my butthole hurt? You just got a Boston Roadcone!
Boston Roadcone by Eric Foley January 9, 2008

roadboner 

when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying
i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner
roadboner by matt August 22, 2004

road cone 

when one gives head to another, from the passenger seat, while the receiver is driving a vehicle
we was drivin down the I95 and this bitch gave me road cone....it was gooood....the bumpy road helped
road cone by dave November 11, 2003

Roadconeing 

(v)-Hitting stuff(mainly The Mailbox) with road cones. Usually done while hanging out of a car window.
"We went roadconeing last night"
Roadconeing by Roberto_Benigni February 18, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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