road bump

It is when a woman lifts her ass in the air during sex an the man runs at her behind screaming road bump and slamming his dick into her Vagina

My girlfriend is still mad at me for doing the road bump to her last week

by Mr sister fister👊💦 August 6, 2019

a bump in the road

a small problem that can be solved.

Misunderstanding was just a bump in the road on the way to success.

by mrabdman October 15, 2013

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 30, 2006

a bump in the road

a problem or setback.

The company launch was a success, but losing their main investor was definitely a bump in the road.

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

bumpy road boner

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."

While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.

by crazy b February 11, 2005

bumpy road

what a guy drives down when his date has big boobs (only for his own horny satisfaction)

Tony recently took Asia out to dinner. On the way back he took her on a "detour" along several bumpy roads. Tony paid little attention to the road, for he was watching her huge tits bounce while he licked his lips.

by strippapole13 December 27, 2011