river whale 

Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.

Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!

river whale by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018

Whale Rider 

A male who has sex with a female that weighs more than they do.

Yo, here comes the whale rider

Whale Rider by North Side Nasties January 27, 2008

whale rider 

A male who is sexually attracted to overweight women. See also chubby chaser and fattractive.

Dan's beloved 280 pound, 5'4" girlfriend was quite literally living proof that he was a whale rider.

whale rider by Dan Wang November 8, 2003

Whale Rider 

Word used to describe someone who sleeps with large women that are of whale proportions. The person will often take a huge disliking to this comment which is usually intended to offend the person.

Gav: "Hey Tommy, what about that fatty you slept with on the weekend, you whale rider!"
Tommy: "Hey Gav, how about you shut your mouth or i'll put my foot in it"
Crowd: "Ohhhh Tommy!"

Whale Rider by Gav800 September 22, 2005

whale-rider 

a retarded drugged up moron with ape like features that sleeps with women which are trebble his size and twice as ugly because he is too repulsive and annoying to go for someone good looking.

adam is so sad and pethetic he boasts about being with butt ugly girls that he doesant even like, he has become a whale-rider.

whale-rider by kev schmit February 29, 2008

Whale rider 

A man who gets drunk and loses all standards for women

I got way to fuckin drunk and hooked up with some fat ass bitches. Man i'm a whale rider

Whale rider by poopyhairasswhole March 21, 2010

The Whale Rider 

A New Zealand novel written by the author Witi Ihimaera, which is a Maori. It also became a film. Basically, its the story of a Maori girl named Kahu who is destend to be The Whale Rider. (see Whale Rider). But Koro Apirana, her grandad wont let her, and is always trying to put her down because she's a woman, and he believes men are superior. So eventually Rawiri, the token dope smoking maori, teaches her to use the Tiaha (maori stick weapon) and to become a leader. Eventually Kahu gets strong enough, a bunch of whales get stranded, Kahu starts riding one and it flaps around then off into the sea it swims. Koro goes out on a boat to find her, where Kahu uses the whale to smash up his boat and the whale feroshusly eats him. So then Kahu became the LEADER! - of a small town with like 40 people, yea big wow, then they go claim some land.

Tama: The Whale Rider was good
KKK: *Bang*

The Whale Rider by west side represnt December 22, 2005