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When a person is submerged in water and they slightly emerge their anus out of the water and lets loose a high velocity fart spraying water and/or fecal matter resembling a Whale surfacing for air.
Position 31 in the "fartmasutra" is called "The whale".
by Fartmasutra May 03, 2019
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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you take a persons ass. grab it up, then kick it as hard as you can.

this should hurt. so use it modestly.
fuck that trick, i'll give him the whale!
by ambrosialynn [aka amber] May 27, 2008
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