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River Bend middle school 

The worst middle school you can go to. Go here if you want to get roofied with Xanax and have a shit year. School with kids that shit in sinks and come to school acting like retards.
That’s terrible! You went to River Bend middle school!?
Yeah, it was shit

River bend middle school 

AJ: Did you hear that David hit a devious lick in the men's restroom at river bend middle school?

Dylan: no watever

bend over like red rover 

Once said by a scout leader to his own flesh and blood.. deplorable... reprehensible
Andy went after his own flesh and blood

::Cornered Michael And Christy::

Andy: Bend over like red rover!

Michael: Hold up, yo

::Horrifying screams can be heard as Michael was ass raped::

Riverbend High School 

A place where people r just stupid kids vaping every fucking day teachers checking everyone they take school to serious this school is a bitch ass school full of losers Nd fake ppl and complete bullshit drama that leads to fighting everyday, racism too and ppl don’t do nun except reposting the same bullshit
Kid a: aw man this school is ass I got in trouble for drinking water

Kid b: let’s shoot up this school or make drama

Kid a: I’m fighting this bitch ass teacher

*2 days later*

Kid b: what happened about fighting the teacher

Kid a: gets out gun and shoots up Riverbend high school

Riverbend High School 

A shitty name for a highschool, Full of upper middle class kids who think they are rich, but are just conceited pricks. Who have shitty parties and look to Courtland kids for alcohol. Every Riverbend party gets busted and is usually filled with annoying bastards.
1.I went to a Riverbend party and I was the only one who had alcohol.
2.I went to a Riverbend party and ended up running from the cops through a barb wire death pit which never ended.

Riverbend High School 

I am a proud riverbend student and i am proud to say i buy my own liquor, and i've never asked a courtland kid to buy me alcohol. Also every party ive had was fully stocked with alcohol, smoke, and chicks. So courtland obviously is not invited to the real riverbend spots, not the crappy ones thrown by gay junior chicks who live in gated communities.