Gav800's definitions

Showbag

Just like a bag that is brought at any show off poor carnival folke, it is full of shit. You call someone a showbag if they lie or say something you don't agree with

Scrim: "Hey Gav, I'm better than you at table tennis"
Gav: "As if scrim, your such a showbag"

by Gav800 September 18, 2005

Cleaveland Steamer

The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.

Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"

by Gav800 September 18, 2005

Burn

To burn someone off is to dump them, cease involvement with or do something to belittle them. You can either 'burn someone off' or 'get burnt' if they do it to you. The person who gets burnt will often have a feeling of rejection

Mike: "Hey are you still going out with that girl?"
Bill: "Nar, I decided to burn her off"

Henry: "Hey you guys wanna go to that party tonight?"
Dave: "Nar, it wont be any good"
Stu: "Haha, Henry you just got burnt"

by Gav800 September 22, 2005

Shut Down

To be shut down is similar to being burnt (see 'burn'). This occurs when the first party is keen to do something, but the second party does not want to do it with that person, so they 'shut them down'. More often than not this happens involving trying to pick up with people of the opposite sex.

Greg: "Hey sweety, will you go out with me"
Laura: "I'd really like to, but I don't think we can"
.... Greg just got SHUT DOWN!

by Gav800 September 22, 2005

Raw

Used to define a person or an act performed by a person that is of a quality that would require practice, but is then nothing more than natural ability from the performer. It is the opposite to 'institutionalised' which practicing too much at something (or taking it too seriously). Something can become more 'raw' if other things have been done to make it harder and more against what someone smart would say, like drinking before the big game.

Alex: "Hey I went and got drunk last night then came and won the game today"
Gav: "Man that's raw"

Alex: "Hey I got 95% in that test and I didn't even study for it"
Gav: "Man that's as raw as it gets"

by Gav800 September 22, 2005

Institutionalised

Use to describe someone or a something performed that has been taken very seriously and with lots of dedication. Name originated from elite sports people who live at an institution where they are bred to do things like robots.

Gav: "I eat right, sleep right, train everyday"
Alex: "That's pretty institutionalised of you"

Rego: "I had to study 5hours everyday for that test"
Gav: "Yeah you are pretty institutionalised"

by Gav800 September 22, 2005

Whale Rider

Word used to describe someone who sleeps with large women that are of whale proportions. The person will often take a huge disliking to this comment which is usually intended to offend the person.

Gav: "Hey Tommy, what about that fatty you slept with on the weekend, you whale rider!"
Tommy: "Hey Gav, how about you shut your mouth or i'll put my foot in it"
Crowd: "Ohhhh Tommy!"

by Gav800 September 22, 2005