Urban Dictionary: River Dick

Girl: Hey whys that smell so funny?
Guy: No worries, just a case of the river dick. Ill go shower if you want..
Girl: Na i kinda like it...
Guy: Well - ok then...continue.

by bdev9992 July 07, 2011

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Riverdick

The term for a small penis/crotch. The term originate's from a male leaving the sea in his Y-front's and having a small crotch. The term can be used to describe someone whou you feel has a small penis but act's as if he has a large one. The "river" part of the word can be transferred to other word's for the same small effect.

Sunbather 1 - "Hey look at that guy, he's wearing tighty whitey's that are obviously a size too small."
Sunbather 2 - "I know, it would be more bearable but he as such a riverdick."

Person 1 - "Look at that guy acting like he's all that."
Person 2 - "I know, i bet he's got a right riverdick!"

Person 1 - "These shoe's don't fit."

Person 2 - "Are they rivershoe's?"

by Jiggamannn September 26, 2009

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River Dick

A dick that has been in a river and now has gunk in it or on it.

Damn Daddy got river dick after floating, it's gross.

by Campminihaha August 22, 2017

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