river bear 

Is a term used to describe a gay male that has a hairy chest and stomach that is sexually attracted to younger guys that have very little body hair (often referred to as twink)

He is such a river bear going to the club every time it is college night.

river bear by Agentof December 27, 2011

bear river high school 

A cancerous hell-hole where kids are forced to go, to get taught how to fail in life. Walking around the halls you are likely to hear at least one "I want to die" per minute. Located in Grass Valley California. Even though the school is called Bear River, the mascot is a Bruin, because for some reason Bear was not good enough.

GOD BEAR RIVER HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS

bear river high school by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 1, 2018

Bear River 

Welcome to Bear River, a place where white kids learn to become racist and homophobic, a place absolutely brimming with rude women, and best of all a place where you can struggle to feel comfortable.

Boy #1: “Man, fuck Bear River.
Boy #2: “Yeah dude, that place is a shithole!”
Both boys: “Fuck Bear River!”

Bear River by SkrellyBroh November 24, 2021

Riker's Beard

Euphemism for a moment in time (typically in pop culture) where something or someone that was lackluster and/or underachieving suddenly and surprisingly became much better and exciting. Taken from Star Trek - The Next Generation, which many fans considered wanting until Commander Riker grew a beard at the start of Season Two, after which the show was solid and well-received for the rest of its run.

"Heather Locklear joining the cast of Melrose Place was that show's Riker's Beard moment."

"Ben Cherrington (Boston Red Sox GM) trading expensive malcontents like Carl Crawford and Josh Beckett to the LA Dodgers was a Riker's Beard for his career (and the Red Sox) if ever I saw one."

"Little did the New England Patriots know it at the time, but when Mo Lewis knocked Drew Bledsoe out in Week 2 of 2001, it would become a Riker's Beard for the franchise."

"The fact that Danny Ainge (Boston Celtics GM) turned getting boned in the 2008 NBA Draft Lottery into a Riker's Beard is still staggering to me."

Riker's Beard by Honk4Gronk June 21, 2013

Riker's Beard

The opposite of jump the shark, i.e. when a TV show goes from unspectacular/boring/outlandish to completely awesome. It references Star Trek: The Next Generation, which was unspectacular until season 2, when Commander Riker grew a beard. The show kicked ass from then on.

"Man, Dollhouse really pulled a Riker's Beard last week with that awesome episode."

Riker's Beard by kingofdanger March 24, 2009

Carlos Riverbear 

Usually thicc unmasculine man who is widely compared to food and loves ramon ayala usually refered to as oatmeal every carlos is a spicy mexican with a spicy personality

That guys is such a carlos riverbear

No wait its just a pudding cup

Carlos Riverbear by Riverbear Expert September 8, 2018

rivernear 

Near something, but separated by one river.

"Ottawa is rivernear Quebec"

rivernear by Daniel Seismore March 27, 2004