ritty rot 

<verb> The attempt of sexual intercourse, when the male accidentally inserts his penis, into the improper opening in the vulva, ex. urethra or anus.

past tense- ritty rotted

"So I was fucking my girlfriend last night, then i accidentally ritty rotted her, I was so embarrassed."

John was so ecstatic to finally lose his virginity, unfortunately to the school slut Kimberly. John slept over Kimberly's house for the night, started off with foreplay, and continued until John got so lost and confused that he accidentaly ritty rotted her, and lost all of his manhood.

ritty rot by Ding L. Berry January 12, 2010

Rotty Voortman 

An aged queef containing both period blood and yeasty discharge expelled onto an unsuspecting victims face.

"I went down on my girl and all she greeted me with was a rotty voortman."

Rotty Voortman by Barren Von Voortman October 20, 2009

Rotty Minewot 

The best arm hospital this side of the Atlantic. It’s where you must go if you have a dislocated arm.

If you dislocate your arm you’ll end up in Rotty Minewot

Rotty Minewot by soaptrustedyou May 10, 2018

rotty cookies 

Nasty puntang thats more trouble than its worth

Man I cant keep away from those roty ass cookies

rotty cookies by boo jangle July 29, 2003

rotty 

A very smelly, squelchy, hangover fart

Mate, thats a rotty fart!

rotty by U.D.I United May 22, 2006

rotty cookies 

Regrettable encounters with the opposite sex. Or encounters with really rotty members of the opposite sex.

Everyone likes to make some cookies on a Saturday night. The question is: are you gonna demand the Soft Batch, or settle for some rotty cookies?

rotty cookies by Magnolia Thunderpussy July 30, 2003

rotty bells 

Shotgun cartridges, bells are bullets and a rotty is a shotgun.

“Rise that rotty, let is qweng”

‘“These rotty bells gon make him relevant”

rotty bells by Noysey Voysey April 14, 2024