Batch

1. A more potent form of "bitch" the presence of the "a" facilitates repeating the insult many times over, causing much mental anguish.
2. Anemic creature with lewd, malicious intentions that grows in batches on "batch trees" Each batch secretes "batch juices" that are quite unpleasant.
3.A slang term to describe a load of semen. Also known as man chowder, baby batter, nut, etc.

1. Batch!! Where's my dinner?
2. That batch came from a bad batch, I can smell the batch juices a mile away!
3. When I couldn't hold off any longer, I dropped a fat batch right in her eye!

by the dude September 5, 2003

Batch

A large quantity of food made for future consumption

Q 'what've you got for lunch today mate?'
A 'I made a ridiculous batch the other day that i'll be having for the next few days.'

by The Batchelor September 4, 2012

Batch

A term to describe a huge load of semen.

I can't wait to batch in your clean, smooth, bald pussy.

Or

I pulled out and dropped a batch on her ass.

by rrr8rrr July 29, 2010

Batch

1.) (Bah-tch) The ebonic pronunciation of the word Bitch. A more slang use of the word.

Ay yo batch, we bout to pop a cap in yo ass dawg. Bt

by mehniq234 June 27, 2011

Batch

A combination between bitch, and bastard. Best used when utterly exasperated. Use often results in uncontrollable fits of laughter. The brain child of me, my best friend, and COD MW2.

AH! Fuck!! You batch!!

You're such a batch!

He's a batch.

She's a total batch.

by slaiton November 22, 2011

Batch

A development of the word bitch.

however it is used in a more friendly context. it is used for those who cant get away with calling their mothers or girlfriends a bitch.

towards your girlfriend: 'Batch! skin me a joint!'

or to your friend about your girlfriend: 'Me and the batch are going clubbin tonight'

by keir.M January 3, 2006

Batch

1. Short for "bachelor". Used to describe a single male that regularly exhibits all of the traits of a bachelor and enjoys the freedom of living the single life. A Batch's relationships with women never become very serious, as they often prefer a solid game of FIFA over female interaction. A common misconception is that a Batch rarely has sexual intercourse, but their "not-giving-a-fuck" attitude is highly appealing to women and ensures that they regularly have multiple sexual partners to choose from.
2. A fully fledged member of the Bachelor Brigade

1.
CI: Hey, when do you think you'll get married?
JH: Dude, I don't even think about that. I'm a Batch for life.

2.
Did you see that that guy pick up that chick last night and take her home? What a Batch!

by Capt Batch Bandit June 19, 2014