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Rotty Voortman 

An aged queef containing both period blood and yeasty discharge expelled onto an unsuspecting victims face.
"I went down on my girl and all she greeted me with was a rotty voortman."

Rotty Minewot 

The best arm hospital this side of the Atlantic. It’s where you must go if you have a dislocated arm.
If you dislocate your arm you’ll end up in Rotty Minewot

rotty cookies 

Nasty puntang thats more trouble than its worth
Man I cant keep away from those roty ass cookies
rotty cookies by boo jangle July 29, 2003

rotty cookies 

Regrettable encounters with the opposite sex. Or encounters with really rotty members of the opposite sex.
Everyone likes to make some cookies on a Saturday night. The question is: are you gonna demand the Soft Batch, or settle for some rotty cookies?

rotty bells 

Shotgun cartridges, bells are bullets and a rotty is a shotgun.
“Rise that rotty, let is qweng”

‘“These rotty bells gon make him relevant”
rotty bells by Noysey Voysey April 14, 2024

Rotten Molars 

Due to a lack of oral hygiene ie: brushing, flossing and mouthwash
Buddy''s mouth smells like an open sewer. It's because he has a bad case of Rotten Molars!
Rotten Molars by will bitten October 2, 2016
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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