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Rotty Voortman 

An aged queef containing both period blood and yeasty discharge expelled onto an unsuspecting victims face.
"I went down on my girl and all she greeted me with was a rotty voortman."

Rotty Minewot 

The best arm hospital this side of the Atlantic. It’s where you must go if you have a dislocated arm.
If you dislocate your arm you’ll end up in Rotty Minewot

rotty cookies 

Nasty puntang thats more trouble than its worth
Man I cant keep away from those roty ass cookies
rotty cookies by boo jangle July 29, 2003

rotty cookies 

Regrettable encounters with the opposite sex. Or encounters with really rotty members of the opposite sex.
Everyone likes to make some cookies on a Saturday night. The question is: are you gonna demand the Soft Batch, or settle for some rotty cookies?

rotty bells 

Shotgun cartridges, bells are bullets and a rotty is a shotgun.
“Rise that rotty, let is qweng”

‘“These rotty bells gon make him relevant”
rotty bells by Noysey Voysey April 14, 2024

Rotten Molars 

Due to a lack of oral hygiene ie: brushing, flossing and mouthwash
Buddy''s mouth smells like an open sewer. It's because he has a bad case of Rotten Molars!
Rotten Molars by will bitten October 2, 2016
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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