A loud girl who gets angry easily and is not afraid to show it. Wears jackets with patches on, even though she's bad at sewing them on. Dyes her hair pink and hot pink, exclusively while high.
Even though she has temper problems, she's totally scene, her hair is really sexy and she has a killer bod. She loves starting riots, adds random people on facebook and pwns preppies and chavs with chicken bones. her hair color changes every week, she has a good sense of humor, has really small cute feet, olive skin and is really short. everyone loves to be around her and she will brighten ur dayy any dayy. i am soo happyy i am her bestiee!
PS. she loves to "Ravenize" pictures on fb. which is, in fact, just tagging random objects in ur profilee picc as herr!
Dude911: who the fuck is that totally sexy chick ovet there, imma diee shes so fucking hawwtt!
Chick911: Sorry, she's lesbian!
Dude911: fuck, imma change my gender!
Tranny911: She's actually bi...
EVERYONEE911: FUCK! ITS RAVEN RIOTT! CAN AV UR NUMBAAH!
One time when I was a much younger gosling in my 20s, I had a mishap with a tampon. It was a light flow tampon, so it was one of the small ones. I had put it in and apparently I was over my cycle so I had completely forgotten about it. About a week later, my boyfriend and I were having sex and a terrible rotten smell was emanating from my vag. It literally smells like something and crawled up there and died. I was super embarrassed, but I knew I had to get to the bottom of it .
Later that night in the shower, I decided to fish around in there to see if I could find anything and lo and behold, I found a string. When I pulled it out… VOILA! ROTTEN SLED! I gaged so hard on the putrid cotton, it literally looked like a piece of rotting flesh, but the bottom was still a little bit white... like a sled covered in snow
Next time someone makes me angry, I'm going to sneak a rotten sled into their salad.
A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.
It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.