to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").
Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.
Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.
Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!
Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.
Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!
by sprog74 October 25, 2009
Get the rittermug. 
by FlashJoe January 06, 2008
Get the rittermug. The ritter im hearing from that room seems intriguing
by PaniroP August 14, 2023
Get the Rittermug. 1) A Knight usually placed to defend castles and/or Kings and queens
2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.
2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.
by TheMysteryOfRitter July 19, 2009
Get the Rittermug. Commonly found in the parking lots of small towns in Utah. Driving lifted trucks that barely run, listening to country, wearing camo every day, and rolling coal, these people are mentally slow and all around idiots.
Watch out for the ritters after dark!
by Westrnwriter August 30, 2018
Get the Rittermug.