riminder

"Note to self" regarding da edge of something.

first frame from an old "Beetle Bailey" cartoon

Beetle, with Zero and Plato looking on: Where are you going, Sarge?
Sarge (cheerfully): Ohhhh... I thouhght I'd take a lihttlhe whalkh afhter shuppehr!
second frame
Plato: Well, don't fall over a CLIFF, now, Sarge --- I mean, we don't wanna hafta come lookin' for ya and rescue ya the way we did last time you went off alone for a stroll!
Sarge (beaming confidently with his one tooth) Oh, dohn't whurrhy abhout MHE, bhoyzh --- I've lhearnhed mhy lheshohn --- I'hm nhot ghonnha fhall ohver ahny CLIHFFSH!
third frame, showing Sarge glumly hanging by a tree-trunk that's protruding horizontally over a yawningly-bottomless chasm YET AGAIN}
Ahndh ifh thehy bhuhLHIEVE MHE, I'hll bhe hehre tihll MHORNHIINGH!

So apparently just his spoken promise wasn't sufficient --- Sarge should have written a note as a riminder to stay away from cliffs! :P

by QuacksO July 29, 2024

reaper reminder

What you get the morning after tangling with a Carolina Reaper pepper, the burning sensation of taking the dump to get it out of your body.

Ted really went after it when he ordered 10 Carolina Reaper chicken wings last night. He powered through 6 and then tapped out, though he took the remaining four to-go and finished them later in the eve. The next morning he got the early morning reaper reminder and remained skittish about his PMBM that was coming later that day. The whole experience gave new meaning to heat seat.

by the comand'r February 4, 2021

rancid reminder

A rancid reminder is the act of taking a shit earlier in the day and not flushing it and leaving it there. Once you return to the toilet later on and take a piss on the old shit the smell that is let off is known as a rancid reminder.

'Took a shit this morning, gonna go home and have a rancid reminder.'

by BlaxBro May 12, 2016

Grim reminder

The act of raising your head over a wall, and looking down at the people on the other side.

e.g. did you hear ? the colossal titan dropped a grim reminder on the shigansha district

by THICCTITAN June 13, 2017

friendly reminder

a euphemism for "this is the last warning you're going to get before we open of a can of whoopass on you!"

warning of impending whoopass

Every Monday morning I get the same E-mail from payroll:

"This is a friendly reminder to submit a copy of your time card at your earliest convenience..." (read: 'If you don't send us your hours for last week asap, you're a$$ is not going to get paid on Friday!!')

by Juarcias October 13, 2009

Empty Reminder

The act of telling somebody to remind you to do something to either make you look like a good person because it is a good deed. Or to pass on responsibility so that you can blame them when you forget.

"Steve, remind me to visit the old people's home on Christmas"
"Ted, you don't care about old folks, thats such an empty reminder to make Janice like you"

Doctor: "Nurse, remind me to avoid that blood vessel"
*blood spraying and alarm bells*
Doctor: "Why didnt you remind me, this all your fault."

by Raving Professor No Legs August 31, 2006

Friday Reminder

On Fridays, when you observe a significant population of your Facebook friends (usually girls) make their status about being happy or excited that it is Friday, most often waiting since Monday. This may seem redundant or reassuring, depending on the person observing.

(John looks at Ashley's Facebook status)

Ashley: guess what?!?!?! It's FRIDAY!

(John looks at Britney's status right below Ashley's)

Britney: can't wait to get off work since it's FRIDAY!

John thinks to himself: Thanks for the Friday Reminder, girls.

by jayB109 August 20, 2010