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Righteous dump 

Anytime you're in church or a place like church and you feel the need to drop a huge load.
Tom: Where have you been, dude?

Peter: Sorry i had to take a righteous dump during service
Righteous dump by Mastor Debator February 5, 2009

Righteous Chops 

Insane guitar playing. Usually used to describe someones guitar playing during a super fast and awesome sounding solo.

The two words do not have to necessarily be put together into a sentence. Look at examples.
Jimi Hendrix's righteous chops will turn you brain into mush.

From the sponge bob movie:

My precious helmets!

-- His chops are too righteous.--

The helmets can't handle
this level of rock 'n' roll.

Righteous Dude 

A righteous dude is an awesome guy who is very fun to be around, and usually associated with surfers. Everyone loves a righteous dude. He's an all-around outgoing guy.
"Woah, bro. Did you see Joe ride that wave?"
"Yeah, man. He's such a righteous dude, even surfing."
Righteous Dude by Guy_On_A_Buffalo August 16, 2016

Righteous Moss 

A happenin' 'do. Usually refers to an afro, jewfro, bouffant, or other hairstyle that involves curly hair.
Righteous Moss by Eurkos May 22, 2011

righteous bucks 

Dane-"I made like 50 dollars today"
Spicoli-"Righteous bucks."
righteous bucks by krodoggy23 February 11, 2009

Righteous brother Michael 

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his righteousness to the priests and laity, basically a troublemaker who tells priests what they should do.
Righteous brother Michael: Pater you should do this, Pater you should do that, Pater you can't say this, Pater you can't say that. Oi Pater you have to do everything I tell you!

Priest: Enough of your righteousness Michael, just go away but don't smash the mugs on your way out.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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