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bouffant 

The pony hairstyle
Man, Pony has a morning bouffant...
bouffant by Wookie July 2, 2003

bouffant 

an extremely amusing word, which i personally find almost as amusing as wordfuzzbanger/word and wordpinkle/word which is supposedly a type of hairstyle. However, it's most proper use is in everday conversation, where it should be used as a verb, adjective, noun or in general, wherever it can be.
Person 1: Why hell, ye old fuzzbanger, how be ye?
Person 2: Well pinkle old fellow, I believe I'm sporting a bouffant?!
Person 1: That's rather bouffantish eh what what?
Person 2: Yes, I'll certainly bouffant my wife tonight
Person 1: hur hur! Have a pinkle day!

Boston Bouffant

(Pronounced Bah-stin Boo-font) (noun) when a male is performing cunnilingus on a female partner, and the female lets loose a queef of such intensity, that it parts the male's hair right down the middle. ( in a similar fashion to George McFly's hairdo in back to the future).
Skyler went muff diving, and came out with a Boston Bouffant! What a loser!

Designated Bouffant 

'Meet me at the designated bouffant so we can karoke to Dolly Parton'
Designated Bouffant by Jo November 3, 2004

Bulbous Bouffant 

1) A woman's hair style in which the hair is teased to give an overall puffed-out appearance and often combed to frame the face.

2) A comedy script by the Vestibules.
Search on youtube for the video.

Man 1: See that LADY?
Man 3: Yes.
Man 1: What kind of a hairstyle does she have?
Man 3: Uh, that looks like a bouffant. bouffant: (of a person’s hair) styled so as to stand out from the head in a rounded shape: aufgetürmt
Man 1: YES. A BOUFFANT!
Man 3: Yes, a bouffant.
Man 2: Uh, actually, I...I couldn't help noticing that myself, it's sort of what you might call a, a Bulbous Bouffant.
Man 3: Yes, a bulbous bouffant.
Bulbous Bouffant by Whert? April 23, 2010

Bent Bouffant 

A hairstyle Usually donned by socially awkward individuals who by nature have created a distraction atop their head as everything else about them is either boring or annoying.
All I ever see when Henry tries to strike a conversation is that bent bouffant looking right at me
Bent Bouffant by Adrian the biggest November 29, 2018