riding the pony

When one gets screwed over. Or put in a no choice situation. Also may be refered to as "being on the ruff"

Andre: Helder want to chill on the weekend?
Helder: No man i have to go to a stupid ass wedding!!
Andre: No choice! your riding the pony!

by Andre A April 24, 2006

Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.

Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009

Riding the white pony

Using cocaine.

Did Billy go to the bathroom AGAIN?

Yeah dude, he's totally still riding the white pony.

by Future Primitive 2 February 4, 2010

riding the bologna pony

In the act of screwing.

1. "Look at her go, she riding the bologna pony."

2. "Oh, yeah she is a pro at riding the bologna pony."

3. "In five minutes you too can ride the bologna pony."

4. "Riding the bologna pony gets me going and makes my day."

by MegaMost November 15, 2009

riding the cotton pony

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003

riding the cotton pony

A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).

I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.

by damedonna July 3, 2006

riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.

Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019