ricen’t

Ricen’t is when you don’t want to eat rice, but in a very short way.

Ricen’t may get you slapped.

Mom: hey, you want rice?
You: “ricen’t”

ricen’t by soulsyrupsp February 2, 2022

Puerto-Rican't 

one with Puerto Rican heritage, who refuses or is too lazy to do... well, mainly anything.

"I'm tired of paying for your welfare checks, you lazy Puerto-Rican't!"

Puerto-Rican't by Anonymous May 31, 2006

Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border

When a Puerto Rican can't get over the U.S. border.

My friend Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border.

Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border by Bastion Boi69 December 1, 2018

if it ain't rice it ain't nice

i love asians

A: She is a hot white blonde
B(gigachad): If it ain't rice it ain't nice

if it ain't rice it ain't nice by andrej yagami November 18, 2022

t/rice 

A bitch ass fool whos gonna get smoked in his probe by my juiced out mustang.

That bitch t/rice needs turbo just to keep up with this american muscle.

t/rice by probe killer September 5, 2004

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. 

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. by looart January 4, 2020

ricer turn-off 

A variation of the ricer flyby whereby a driver of a vehicle attempts to initiate a race by cutting off the target at a high rate of speed but before the driver of the other vehicle can respond or realizes what just happened while they were minding their own business, the ricer proceeds to turn off onto a side street, parking lot or pull a u-turn.

The technique is usually performed to save face by avoiding embarrassment and keep the ego of the driver and their inadequate machine intact. This serves to boost the self-esteem of the instigator or for the purpose of ultimate internet forum bragging rights.

Historically this maneuver was performed by drivers of anemically underpowered cars but the popularity of ricer turn offs has increased exponentially and can be seen now being performed by vehicles of every make and model including imports, domestics, minivans, pickup trucks, luxury vehicles and mopeds.

*Civic flies by Mustang*

*Civic turns off into side street*

Honda Civic driver: yo man did you see that? i just blew the doors off that Mustang!

Honda Civic passenger: nah brah doesn't count you pulled a ricer turn-off before he even knew what was goin on. We missed the mickey dees parking lot where we were gonna have lunch.

Honda Civic driver: fuck you man i ain't goin back there. i won.

Shelby GT500 driver: can someone tell me what just happened?

Shelby GT500 passenger: *shrugs*

ricer turn-off by mickymickdondons October 19, 2012