Puerto-Rican't 

one with Puerto Rican heritage, who refuses or is too lazy to do... well, mainly anything.

"I'm tired of paying for your welfare checks, you lazy Puerto-Rican't!"

Puerto-Rican't by Anonymous May 31, 2006

Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border

When a Puerto Rican can't get over the U.S. border.

My friend Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border.

Puerto RiCAN'T get over the border by Bastion Boi69 December 1, 2018

puerto rican time

The timing system puerto ricans use for anything. Usually it's 30 mins to 3 hours after you need them to be there.

"Jose you're late for your appointment!" "im on puerto rican time mang"

puerto rican time by jo jo bob April 26, 2014

Puerto Rican tollbooth 

When a person tries to jam something soft into a slot for a hard object and subsequently causes a delay in forward movement.

Mid stroke he went limp giving her a Puerto Rican tollbooth, there was a brief delay in which he called in a fluffer to get him ready for action again.

Puerto Rican tollbooth by vacation girl May 3, 2011

Puerto Rican Tailfeathers

The trail of dark hair between a (usually) Puerto Rican woman's buttocks. A total turn-on if you've ever had the pleasure of bedding a hot 'Rican lady. Really tickles your nose in a 69.

That latina had a thong on at the beach, showing off her Puerto Rican Tailfeathers.

Puerto Rican Tailfeathers by Eastside Mario November 27, 2003

Puerto rican thunder 

Ray naverez jr

Are you ready for the puerto rican thunder!?! -Ray

Puerto rican thunder by Zaxbys Kingfish June 29, 2013

Puerto Rican Twins 

Siblings born exactly 9 months apart.

When a woman gets knocked up the day after popping out a kid; 9 months later, she's got puerto rican twins.

Puerto Rican Twins by deks1 May 22, 2008