ricejob
ricejob by fried cumarooni May 2, 2009
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Ricemobile
When a person goes out and buys a Honda Civic or any other "Street Racing Cars" (See Rice and Ricer) and they add modifications that boost Horsepower.
Many Add-ons include:
* Massive Spoilers BOLTED to the TRUNK of their Front Wheel Drive Vehicle.
* Maxwell House Flavor Seal Coffee Can Mufflers.
* 5 Gears of pure speeds and racing, Including a Stock Engine, complete with up to 4 cylinders.
* Insane Bodykits that have no benefit towards their car.
* 17"+ rims that make their tires scrape up against the wheel well every time the road surface changes slope.
* A Line of Stickers/Decals of products installed in the car. Which allows an excellent checklist for any Theif who spots it.
* Huge Tac that goes up to 10,000 RPMS... when the car redlines at 6,000.
* A Nice Shiftlight, not that they use it anyway.
Ways to tell if you drive a Ricemobile:
* You feel that every red light you stop at, signals a drag race with ANY Vehicle around you. (Including Mustangs and Corvettes)
* You Drive like you are in the movie "The Fast and the Furious"
* You feel the need to redline every gear, for top performance.
* You feel an urge to rev the engine very loudly in the transition of gears, while the clutch is pressed in.
* You think everyone loves how you drive.
* You Feel that the Speed Limit is Optional.
* When you are confronted by the man who drives that nice Shelby GT, You come up with a line of excuses on why he left you in the dust.
Many Add-ons include:
* Massive Spoilers BOLTED to the TRUNK of their Front Wheel Drive Vehicle.
* Maxwell House Flavor Seal Coffee Can Mufflers.
* 5 Gears of pure speeds and racing, Including a Stock Engine, complete with up to 4 cylinders.
* Insane Bodykits that have no benefit towards their car.
* 17"+ rims that make their tires scrape up against the wheel well every time the road surface changes slope.
* A Line of Stickers/Decals of products installed in the car. Which allows an excellent checklist for any Theif who spots it.
* Huge Tac that goes up to 10,000 RPMS... when the car redlines at 6,000.
* A Nice Shiftlight, not that they use it anyway.
Ways to tell if you drive a Ricemobile:
* You feel that every red light you stop at, signals a drag race with ANY Vehicle around you. (Including Mustangs and Corvettes)
* You Drive like you are in the movie "The Fast and the Furious"
* You feel the need to redline every gear, for top performance.
* You feel an urge to rev the engine very loudly in the transition of gears, while the clutch is pressed in.
* You think everyone loves how you drive.
* You Feel that the Speed Limit is Optional.
* When you are confronted by the man who drives that nice Shelby GT, You come up with a line of excuses on why he left you in the dust.
Ricemobile #120394: *Brraaappp Brrrappp* Come on lets race!
Mustang Driver: "Sorry, I Don't mow my lawn, this late at night."
Mustang Driver: "Sorry, I Don't mow my lawn, this late at night."
Ricemobile by TheGasMaskGuy March 5, 2008
ricemobile
1. A vehicle, usually a compact automobile, customized to give the appearance of speed but lacking in true performance.
2. Any domestic automobile given the appearance of a Japanese vehicle.
2. Any domestic automobile given the appearance of a Japanese vehicle.
ricemobile by MiaKa January 22, 2005
rickjob
rickjob by Malaka Chi December 28, 2007
rickjob
The art of getting head in the back of a Rickshaw while it is in motion. The only way to top the basic rickjob is to put your feet on the shoulders of the rickshaw driver while in motion.
I did it up big last night- got a rickjob. thats real speak, b. She cried afterwards, it was so beautiful.
rickjob by Lenny Stetson October 17, 2008
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