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Originally a term to describe a man who loves watching his wife fuck other another man, or multiple men at the same time, while he just watches and masturbates. Nowadays it's basically a term for a pussy who let's women walk all over him..aka a DOORMAT
Jim: Last week my wife wouldn't let be drink a beer. I only wanted a single pint
Biff: Dave, you're such a cuck. Stand up for yourself for fuck sake
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 12, 2018

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something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.
Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess

Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that

Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 11, 2009

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son of a bitch who murders poor defenseless dogs
Michael Vick sucks ass.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 05, 2007

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The MOST overpriced, overrated piece of shit antivirus on the market. Norton is probably one of the biggest piece of bloatware (programs that Hog up way more memory than it needs to) on the market. Plus Norton also gives more false positives than any other pay antivirus. If you want a pay-AV you have to go with something like Kaspersky, which most hackers actually swear by, and it does not hog up memory like Norton.
Jim: Do you have Norton Anti-Virus on your computer?
Scott: No, it's bloatware. I personally use Kaspersky as it's much more lightweight than Norton and also has the best record when it comes to false positives.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus April 12, 2010

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The best and most intelligent people on earth
I am an agnostic because I don't think you can prove or disprove the existance of a supreme being.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 05, 2007

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An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.
Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 08, 2009

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A hot pornstar who is known for her gigantic Kim Kardashian like ass, and isn't afraid to take big black cocks up all her holes at the same time
Keith: Wow, who the fuck is that you have as your Windows Wallpaper? Dats An Ass

Pete: That's Kelly Divine. Keith you have to leave now, I'm going to watch her get double stuffed by a couple of lesbians with strapons

Keith: OK, see ya
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 07, 2013

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