Eljay's definitions

konstantine

A ridiculously long emo song written by Something Corporate, who have apparently sold out, cause they didn't have all these damn emotions 5 years ago. The whole damn song is a bunch of meaningless statements emo kids can pretend to understand when really its just a bunch of crap in an asshat. Contains a piano "solo" where the piano just does the same thing its been doing the whole song. They probably got the idea from Oasis...

this is because i can spell konfusion with a k
and i like it
it's to dying in another's arms and why I had to try it
(About as meaningful as as a blank dictionary)

by eljay March 7, 2005

eLjay

a pro @ everything

eLjay is tha 1337

by eLjay February 8, 2003

Frosted flakes

Another way to say something is "Grrrrrrreat" without sounding like an imbecile.

"Man, 'The Incredibles' was the frosted flakes, dude."
"Grow up, man, you're 25."

by Eljay April 11, 2005

Spongebob Squarepants

Singlehandedly to blame for Invader Zim's cancellation. Worshiped by five year olds and trendy 18-25 year olds alike.

Greg: Hey, I went to Suncoast after Psych 101 and bought Seasons 1 and 2 of Spongebob.
Kat: I less than three Spongebob!
The kid that plays in the ball pool at Chuck E. Cheese: Me too!

by Eljay September 3, 2005

The Mummy Returns

Just as good as the first and you know it.

Alex: Dude, I watched the Mummy Returns, and it blew!
*bitch slap*
Well, it wasn't that bad...

by Eljay April 3, 2005

rappycacked

To be hit violently, as in a football game.

Greg was rappycacked by his son, Chris, as he walked around the corner with a tray of wet cat food. The cat food went all over his face and head.

by Eljay October 29, 2019