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retrocuck

an annoying, terminally online person, who actively consumes retroslop, and calls anyone who doesn't like retroslop "ableist" just because they self diagnosed themselves, in addition to often being a gooner

"Hey wanna play Something Evil Will Happen?"
"No, what do you think I am? Some kind of retrocuck?"

by markfischbach July 11, 2025