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retroment

Pronunciation: /ˈrɛtroʊmənt/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
Retroment (noun) - A restoration or reversion to a previous mode of cogitation, appearance, or custom.
Significance:
• It defines a return to past practices.
• It emphasizes revival and restoration.
• It identifies the application of opinions, styles, and customs.
• It avoids restricted word origins.
• It improves linguistic exactness.
• It replaces elaborate expression.
Singular noun: retroment
Plural noun: retroments
Examples:
• “The vogue sector perceives cycles of retroment each numerous periods.”
• “The retroment movement is visible in the art sector.”
• “A retroment for old practices.”
by Dmitrio February 10, 2025
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Two Days Till Retirement

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.
Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!
by DANfan January 19, 2013
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Retromancer

A form of wizard or sorceress who uses direct influence magic, a form of magic that uses the imagination to produce a desired effect. The reason for the term retro is that the limits of your powers often coincide with past experiences and memories, which in turn, forms a clear picture of a desired effect into your mind, and then into reality. Therefore Retromancers grow stronger with age and wisdom rather than trained use of their abilities.
Turning water into wine.
Turning coal into diamonds or gold.
Turning one material into another material, or fabricating a material from thin air.
Retromancers are often confused with alchemists.
by Kabu'sHeaven April 28, 2014
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Retirement Funeral

This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.
has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.
by JJJAL August 20, 2019
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sudbury retirement fund

a collection of returnable empty beer bottles.
"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"

"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"
by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009
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stealth retirement

The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.
Well my man, the only truly intelligent option as I see it is stealth retirement!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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Retirement

A myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.
(Thursday afternoon)
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred
by billzilla October 7, 2010
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