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An energetic, hyper and loving person, anytime you need her she will always be there and although she is very stubborn she is also very giving. She is an energetic ball of fun and can hardly sit down, she is caring, courageous and beyond gorgeous. If your ever sad she will never hesitate to try to make you feel better or just be there for you. She is always happy when she is included and she loves when someone is there to listen to her problems. She might annoy the crap out of you but in the end of the day there’s nothing you wouldn’t do to hang out with her and you could never imagine your life without her.
Retal is so hyper

Yep that’s her!
Retal by Lolrrr23455&&@ May 11, 2021
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Retal bleeched aggin.
retal by John Matt June 17, 2003
A. good friend that really cares about you and will always take your side
Kailey: are you friends with Retal

Lily: yeah she's my best friend

Kailey: your so lucky
Retal by Hailey 2022 May 23, 2022

Real Analysis 

High school calculus done right™️

As a well-established branch of pure mathematics, real analysis is known for being notoriously hard. This is due to hoardes of ill-prepared students not realizing that they've only studied baby mathematics previously.
Charles: Man, I thought calculus in high school was legit until I studied real analysis for the first time.
James: Yeah, it's the point in my life where I understood that my analysis of math just got real.
Real Analysis by EpicScientician September 17, 2021

The birds are real 

When "the birds are real" it implies a person is high.

**Can be said as "The birds are real" or "Those birds are real"
Ex 1:
Person 1: look! that guy is smokin a huge joint!

Person 2: oh yeah, the birds are real!

Ex 2:
person 1: *sniffs* You smell that?

person 2: Yeah, those birds are real!

get real 

When someone tells you to get real, they want you to get a reality check and to stop behaving as though you're living in a fantasy world.
Could apply to pretty much anyone or anything (as in a company or organisation) that mentally is not living in reality.
Examples can include companies paying their employees minimum wage while demanding preformance and duties etc that someone willing to preform them is worth at least twise that. On the other side of the coin, it can also include employees demanding pay that is far in excess of what the company can realistically afford to pay them.
Basically anyone or anything that expects something that just isn't realistic, saying 'get real' means to tell them to stop being unrealistic.
Employee: I demand $75,000 a year, a company car, 50,000 shares of the company's stock, every benifit imaginable and a months vacation every year to start.
Interviewer: Get real, this is a burger flipping job, not an executive job.
get real by Guest September 9, 2005

It's free real estate 

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.