residence hall 

Similar to a Holiday Inn hotel, but crappier and with nicer people. Residents pay $5000/year to reside in one of these. Included free of charge are 2am fire drills and bathrooms in which people do not flush the toilets.
See also dorm room

I live in Smith Residence Hall.
Sucks to be you!

residence hall by Ketchup Rose November 7, 2004

Residence Life 

A huge collective of crazy people that take over university housing once a year. Often very liberal and sensitive, their speeches tend to make normal people gag. Res Life tends to seem like a huge family albeit the most hateful, dysfunctional family one will ever meet.

"Who are those crazy people feeding Edwin a banana?"
"Oh they're with Residence Life. They are all crazy."

Residence Life by HamadaBanana August 16, 2011

Residence Hall Association 

Otherwise known as RHA, Residence Hall Association is where you want to be in a university. We consist of a president and vice president of each hall - making up the big board, and an exec board which consists of a president, vice president, secretary, treasurer, historian, PR, MAL (3), equipment manager, NCC, and SCC Liason. Known notoriously for doing blood drives, canned food drives, and being overall awesome; RHA also does yearly campus wide events like Sex Squares, which is a sexy game show like Hollywood Squares, however all the questions are sexified.

In short, a college university and residence hall life just wouldn't be what it is without RHA. We Cool. :)

Person 1: "OMG!! Do you know Adam Stoner?!?!
Person 2: "Hell Yeah!! a-stoner who lives in High Hall?!?!"
Person 1: "Yeahh!! I hear he sleeps in Gross Hall's equipment closet!! I wish I were cool enough to be the Residence Hall Association's equipment manager like him!!!"

Person 1: "Oh Man!! I have all this blood and I don't know where to go to donate it all!! What do I do?!?"
Person 2: "Hey! Lets go down to the Rec! RHA or Residence Hall Association is having a Blood Drive down there from 12pm to 6pm!!"

Residence Hall Association by RHAwesome May 9, 2011

Residence Massacre 

a cool roblox horror gaem where you have to survive a random noob that breaks your widows and planks trying to kill u and eat ur soul, survive untill 6 am or die of elec or die of oxygen.

1:Yo bro wanna play Residence Massacre?

2:Hell nah .. i wont. its 3 am ill wake up my parents and i will be dead

1:No balls.

Residence Massacre by qwertyuidoivsjoeidvbawjknvase December 20, 2023

The Pond Road Residence 

The most exclusive residence building at York University in Toronto. Largely populated by students studying at the Schulich School of Business, Canada's #1 ranked business school. Most Pond residents can be noticed from among the rest of York because of their designer clothes or the fact that they are wearing a Schulich leonard.

Average York student: "Like your outfit"
Amy: "It's Chanel"
Average York student: "Cool"
Amy: So where do you live?
Average York student: The Village, you?
Amy: The Pond Road Residence duuh (flips her hair and walks away in her Jimmy Choos)

The Pond Road Residence by Pond Road Resident July 10, 2010

Lambton Residence

A small, old, moldy motel, Now know as Lambton residence. You will often mistake it for a small prison to which dreams go to die. Now inhibited by county hicks, stoners and stuck up assholes in Paramedic, the student social life is really dead. If you expect any fun activities to be held at residence... don't.

Mary: oh where do you live?

Jake: I live in Lambton Residence.
Mary: oh..ew.

Lambton Residence by heyo896753 March 22, 2020

writers residence 

An apartment that has become abandoned due to a new relationship between two people. Often occurs when a male meets a female with a bigger or better home/apartment and starts to live in it to save money and feel some sort of achievement or personal growth.

Hey, is Eric still living here?
No, this is his writers residence while he is taking advantage of his relationship with a slightly wealthier female.

writers residence by heythatsnotnicemister July 13, 2023