rernt 

ruined,soiled or broken

Dammit I just rernt my jeans

rernt by Sleezy B October 12, 2003

Rectal rental

Paying for anal sex.

There are some rectal rental types in the parking lot behind the bar!

Rectal rental by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

a red headed stepchild's rental mule by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

rentgrazer 

The term was originally used by “farm” boys and girls who moved to the “big city.” They associated searching for a place to live with grazing in the pastures as many four legged animals do. As with grazing in grassy fields, “grazing” for an apartment was just as tedious thus such individuals were many times referred to as rentgrazers. Over the years the term has become common when referring to a person looking for a place to live.

So Elie May.... hows life as a rentgrazer? Whats with all the rentgrazers.... was there a bad crop this year?

rentgrazer by Darlah October 10, 2005

free rental 

The free rental is a scam which makes use of the loose return policies of corporate retail entities.

While many people complain about the presence of monolithic turd factories such as Wal-Mart in their otherwise decent neighborhoods, they often fail to realize that these establishments can also be quite useful in certain situations.

To get a free rental, simply save your receipt after making any non-perishable item purchase from a retail giant. Make note of the time frame within which you are allowed to enjoy your purchase (this information is usually printed on your receipt) and then take it back for a cash refund prior to the expiration for that time period.

For example, the time limit for returns at Wal-Mart is 90 days, so one must return the item within that time to successfully complete the free rental.

It is also noteworthy that while Wal-Mart WILL accept returns without a receipt, the purchaser must allow their state-issued identification to be photocopied when this transaction takes place. Wal-Mart's corporate policy currently dictates that a maximum of 3 of these receipt-less transactions be allowed per person each year. Of course, this policy can easily be bypassed by any person who has access to fraudulent forms of identification, and/or a borrowed ID.

My mom couldn't afford to buy an air conditioner for her blazing hot, shitty apartment, so she rolled down to Fail-Mart to pick up a free rental window unit for the summer months. When the weather cools off, she'll probably return the AC unit and buy herself a nice warm coat from the same store. Oh wait, did I say 'BUY'? Silly me, I meant to say she'll get a FREE RENTAL!

free rental by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 17, 2009

gamestop rental 

The act of going to gamestop and buying(renting) a used game and returning it within 7 days for a full refund.

I bought Halo Reach with the intent of doing a gamestop rental. I wasn't able to finish it, but it was the last day to return it for a refund. So I returned it. Went to a different gamestop and "rented" another copy. Beat it the next day and returned that copy for a full refund.

gamestop rental by dfgedfg October 12, 2010

Rentoid

A Rentoid is a renter who rents from a Person of Land. A Rentoid can be described as a filthy and Landphobic animal. He thinks he is exempt from all the rules and does not pay rent on time.

Usually evicted within the first 3 months

Gabe: I heard that rentoid Dave left shit all over the walls for his landchad to clean up

John: Poor LandChad hopefully he got his 100000% mandatory rent tip before he evicted Dave

Rentoid by Person Of Land (PoL) August 2, 2021