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A Rentoid is a renter who rents from a Person of Land. A Rentoid can be described as a filthy and Landphobic animal. He thinks he is exempt from all the rules and does not pay rent on time.

Usually evicted within the first 3 months
Gabe: I heard that rentoid Dave left shit all over the walls for his landchad to clean up

John: Poor LandChad hopefully he got his 100000% mandatory rent tip before he evicted Dave
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7 - 9ft shape shifting serpents which own night clubs in Sri Lanka.
Reptoids are native to the antartic, and control the planet.
Some people think Reptoids can time travel, but this is probably bullshit. Though they can travel on the astral plane.
George Bush is a reptoid.
Reptoids are one of the few world problems Chuck Norris can't solve.

reptoid by sheepbag October 17, 2006
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A very annoying small person, who is often argumentative and talks loud when communicating
Someone in the crowd is making a right racket, it must be a 'Runtoid' because I can't see who it is
Runtoid by bimblam October 29, 2007
a tweaked version of the word "retard"
i am a retoid
retoid by module September 7, 2002
One whose appearance resembles that of an asshole.
Sweet Jesus! That poor child's face authorizes me to categorize him as a rectoid.
rectoid by Taishika January 6, 2008
A type of reptilian that can morph into any animal and shape shift. They are the most advanced species and run all of the earth. An example of a reptoid is the English Queen whomst will snatch little kids (e.g Maddie McCann)using her lizard tongue. Other evidence proving she is a reptoid is that her name is Lizzy which is similar to Lizard. Hilary Clinton is also speculated to be part of the Reptoid Roster hence why she has many weird moments due to her being in the wrong habitat and conditions.
Example 1:
Human 1: OH MY LOOK ITS LIZZY THE REPTOID COMING FOR YOU!
Human 2: *Runs*
Queen : *Shoots out lizards tongue and slurps up the human in a single gulp*

Example 2:
Hitler : Oh my it appears someone is coming in
Hitler + The Queen : *Morph into human state from current lizard status*
Reptoid by izzyisatranny April 29, 2019
Rentod is a slang from Indonesian that often used as a substitute for the word stupid and idiot.
you are so fucking rentod! why you can't do something so simple like this!?
Rentod by greatrevenger February 17, 2022
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