An individual cursed by a blind obsession with the fictional character Rei Ayanami from the 1995 anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. The individual is unable to think clearly in this state of ''reitardedness'', and all thoughts and feelings that inhabit them will, in the end, be tangentially related to or associated with Rei Ayanami. There is no known cure.
''Wow, Rei will surely win the Shinjibowl in 3+1!''
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?
by Ritsuko Akagi March 2, 2019
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One who is addicted to shopping or browsing at REI or REI.com

Pronunciation ( ree-tard)
Guy1:Time for a Barnes and Noble run, maybe REI

Guy2: REItard
by Tweak338 January 18, 2010
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