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religtard 

people who can't understand reasoning because of their religious belief.
Religious dude: "how can there be no god if the bible says that god created the world"
Atheist dude: "you are the dumbest religtard i ever met"
religtard by trippinbawls September 19, 2013
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Religitard 

The term used to describe a religious-retard who is closed to the views and opinions of others, and who also voices their own opinions as fact; whilst commiting crimes against human intelligence in the name of religion.
( henke37 ) Im a christian through and through, god owns you.
( scenestar ) I concur henke37, god is indeed ownage.
( lolage ) Damn religitards.
( xenon ) Religitards make baby seals cry.
Religitard by #betterhack #&. August 22, 2006

Reintardation 

When somebody is reincarnated and returns as someone who is mentally challenged or retarded.
There was a boy who came back as a retard after being a famous celebrity in his previous life. Such beliefs stem the Buddhists who believe in Reincarnation, well reintardation is when someone comes back as a mentally retarded person.
Reintardation by Phaenixdrools April 21, 2009

Religitarian 

A religious fanatic that goes around town either spreading their faith, trying to convert people, or sparking never-ending religious-related debates, often to the disapproval of others.
Many religitarians believe in God, but they become so passionate about sharing their genuine interests in their faith with the masses and winning converts that they only end up pissing other people off because they're so tied up in the religious bubble they live in.
Religitarian by Schybox September 24, 2010

religiotard

A religious person, usually a fundamentalist, whose retreat into a fantasy world of religious delusion causes them to exhibit behavior which may be interpreted as profound mental retardation.
Q: Why is that glassy-eyed person looking up to the sky with outstretched arms and babbling incoherently?

A: Because he's a religiotard.
An individual cursed by a blind obsession with the fictional character Rei Ayanami from the 1995 anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. The individual is unable to think clearly in this state of ''reitardedness'', and all thoughts and feelings that inhabit them will, in the end, be tangentially related to or associated with Rei Ayanami. There is no known cure.
''Wow, Rei will surely win the Shinjibowl in 3+1!''
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?
Reitard by Ritsuko Akagi March 2, 2019

Rigtards 

A group of oil rig workers who work togeather. Usually seen at dance clubs and malls on their time off spending their money carelessly.
Hey Josh, did you see that group of rigtards at the bar last night, what a bunch of homos.
Rigtards by Benny Boots March 17, 2006
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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