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Religitroll by sillybeggar November 27, 2012
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Regita
A woman who changes the lives of everyone she meets. It’s hard to compare her to any other woman except saints and supermodels. She is a fantastic person in every possible way. She is a deep thinker and always acts with poise and intentionality. This is because she constantly thinks about making every moment count and has the heart to impact every person for the better. She doesn’t just cook; she creates masterpieces. She doesn’t just play music; she revolutionizes the industry. She will never fail to touch your soul. When you meet Regita, the missing pieces in life are realigned. NASA is wasting its time looking for life outside of Earth because Regita is out of this world, and she is right here among us.
Religitard
The term used to describe a religious-retard who is closed to the views and opinions of others, and who also voices their own opinions as fact; whilst commiting crimes against human intelligence in the name of religion.
( henke37 ) Im a christian through and through, god owns you.
( scenestar ) I concur henke37, god is indeed ownage.
( lolage ) Damn religitards.
( xenon ) Religitards make baby seals cry.
( scenestar ) I concur henke37, god is indeed ownage.
( lolage ) Damn religitards.
( xenon ) Religitards make baby seals cry.
Religitard by #betterhack #&. August 22, 2006
Religitarian
A religious fanatic that goes around town either spreading their faith, trying to convert people, or sparking never-ending religious-related debates, often to the disapproval of others.
Many religitarians believe in God, but they become so passionate about sharing their genuine interests in their faith with the masses and winning converts that they only end up pissing other people off because they're so tied up in the religious bubble they live in.
Religitarian by Schybox September 24, 2010
religitard
A religious person, someone who does not know that the sole purpose of religion is to scam you out of your hard earned money in exchange for telling you whatever you want to hear about what will happen after you die.
The Catholic Church (as one example) has profited for nearly two millennia and continues to profit financially by making one feel guilty for ones biological urges and begging for any amount of money at every service they offer globally, even offering 'indulgences' in the middle ages, which amounted to being able to sin as long as you paid them for it afterward.
Is it pure coincidence that 'pray' and 'prey' are homonyms? How about 'prophet' and 'profit'?
The Catholic Church (as one example) has profited for nearly two millennia and continues to profit financially by making one feel guilty for ones biological urges and begging for any amount of money at every service they offer globally, even offering 'indulgences' in the middle ages, which amounted to being able to sin as long as you paid them for it afterward.
Is it pure coincidence that 'pray' and 'prey' are homonyms? How about 'prophet' and 'profit'?
(middle ages) peon: "Father I need forgiveness, last night I raped a 10 year old boy."
Priest: "Give me all your money and say two hail marys and you will be forgiven, my son."
peon: "I don't have any money."
Priest: "Give me all your livestock and say two hail marys."
peon: "But my family will starve to death."
Priest: "Then it's god's will. If you don't do this you'll roast in hell for all eternity!!1eleventeen"
--example of a religitard being taken advantage of by a priest
Priest: "Give me all your money and say two hail marys and you will be forgiven, my son."
peon: "I don't have any money."
Priest: "Give me all your livestock and say two hail marys."
peon: "But my family will starve to death."
Priest: "Then it's god's will. If you don't do this you'll roast in hell for all eternity!!1eleventeen"
--example of a religitard being taken advantage of by a priest
religitard by phillydriter April 18, 2010
religtard
Religious dude: "how can there be no god if the bible says that god created the world"
Atheist dude: "you are the dumbest religtard i ever met"
Atheist dude: "you are the dumbest religtard i ever met"
religtard by trippinbawls September 19, 2013
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