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reheaslow 

A strangely Polish way of saying the English word "rehearsal." Often invoked amongst other misspellings, strange wordings, portmanteaux, and other egregious verbal tropes. Saying one is going to "reheaslow" instead of "rehearsal" is a form of defiance, denying the uninformed listener a true understanding of the word's meaning but still invoking the spirit of self-betterment through practice.
Sorry for delay, but it's holliday time and we don;t have any reheaslows now, so it's a bit difficult to meet together.
PLease give us few days more, and we'll decided how we'll do this interviev, ok?
reheaslow by Zach O'Toole February 25, 2010

rehearsal 

The CORRECT way to spell "rehersal".
Look it up in the dictionary, pal.

And while you're at it, look up "uterly". That won't be in there either.
"I was at my play rehearsal, fuck-face! Where the shit-biscuits do you THINK I was?!"
rehearsal by Crockett-Cracker April 11, 2008

Rehearsal 

Hey, can you play Team Fortress 2 today?

No, I have play practice.

Dang it.

Well I'll see you tomorrow.

Oh, and rehearsal isn't a word, is it?
Rehearsal by James Bartimus Bond February 20, 2014

rehearsal hangover

The drowsy, irritable, and all around lousy state experienced the day after a rehearsal that ran late, long, or both. Similar to an alcohol induced hangover, but without the ill odors, vomiting, or dizziness.
I apologize. I'm not quite directing this choir at my best. "Joseph" rehearsal ran quite late last night and now I've got a bloody rehearsal hangover.

dress rehearsal 

dry humping, going through the motions of sex without all that pesky penetration. there must be at least one type of fabric separating the required genitals at all times. no contact!
guy: you get some last night?
dude: naw, only a dress rehearsal. now i have blue balls.
dress rehearsal by darth eadz June 11, 2006

dress rehearsal 

where everything goes wrong the night before the first performance.