rehearsal 

The CORRECT way to spell "rehersal".
Look it up in the dictionary, pal.

And while you're at it, look up "uterly". That won't be in there either.

"I was at my play rehearsal, fuck-face! Where the shit-biscuits do you THINK I was?!"

rehearsal by Crockett-Cracker April 11, 2008

Rehearsal 

Play Practice

Hey, can you play Team Fortress 2 today?

No, I have play practice.

Dang it.

Well I'll see you tomorrow.

Oh, and rehearsal isn't a word, is it?

Rehearsal by James Bartimus Bond February 20, 2014

Rehearsal 

This occurs when the corpse of a loved one is reanimated, killed (again), and buried (for the last time hopefully).

At some point during the zombie outbreak you encounter your ex loved ones. They want your brains and you want them to rest forever, once again. This calls for a family rehearsal.

Rehearsal by Sh1tfac3d December 6, 2013

rehearsal 

The completely and uterly wrong way to spell "rehersal".

What the fuck is a re-hear-sal?

rehearsal by Matt September 22, 2003

rehearsal hangover

The drowsy, irritable, and all around lousy state experienced the day after a rehearsal that ran late, long, or both. Similar to an alcohol induced hangover, but without the ill odors, vomiting, or dizziness.

I apologize. I'm not quite directing this choir at my best. "Joseph" rehearsal ran quite late last night and now I've got a bloody rehearsal hangover.

rehearsal hangover by 5pencer VVatkins (Spok-Watson) February 24, 2010

rehearsal birthday 

A rehearsal birthday is spontaneously given when the person with the upcoming birthday is in danger of buying the exact same gift that you have already gone to a lot of trouble to acquire.

"We had to throw a rehearsal birthday as Emma announced she was going to get a new skateboard today - I bought one for her 3 weeks ago."

rehearsal birthday by wonfuji January 19, 2013

rehearsal dinner trick

Handy tool devised after feeling lousy at too many weddings. Planning ahead and consuming too much alcohol 2 days before the event where you need to be "on". Therefore, you will be hung over the night before the big day and won't be able to tie one on, thus avoiding feeling like crap when everyone else is partying.

"I feel terrible today because i drank too much at the rehearsal dinner. I won't be able to stay at the wedding very long. How do you feel so good?"

"Man, I pulled a rehearsal dinner trick...i got drunk on Thursday night so i couldn't drink last night. I'm good to go."

rehearsal dinner trick by Valmont July 16, 2008