rehabilidate 

Dating someone you know probably isn’t good for you (and needs help) in the hopes that you can “fix” them while with them

David: ”Aye man, I know Amber's kinda crazy but...you should date her-she's hot, she's single and...maybe you can help fix that crazy, yeah!"

EP: "Nah man, hard pass-why waste the time? I don't rehabilidate..."

rehabilidate by eperry2011 July 8, 2022

Rehobilitated 

Verb
past tense: rehobilitated

When a woman needs to be (or has been) restored to datable or wife material

Nancy used to sleep with everyone in college, but she was rehobilitated and is now faithful and married with kids.

Rehobilitated by Kooks808 June 17, 2016

HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) 

A rehabilitation center for those addicted to the creamy, milky substance called half & half; a place for those who take shots of Half & Half without coffee, but by itself, for pure pleasure; a place for people who risk their jobs in order to taste Half & Half.

HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) is the only Rehabilitation Center that rather than providing alternatives to the item one is addicted to, provides even greater amounts of the item, which in this case is Half & Half.

HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) by McLanahan O'Shetfield February 27, 2008

Rehabilitated 

A word Ricky uses to say he has changed from his previous shitty ways but in actuality he is the same

“Hey Ricky lets do some cocaine”
“Nah bro I’m rehabilitated!”

Rehabilitated by Billy Rickman November 5, 2019

vacational rehabilitation 

A recovery program for assisting people in returning to work after a relaxing vacation, which has caused them to become so accustomed to an easy/pleasant lifestyle that they have literally forgotten how to perform labor.

Tronald Dump has never done a lick of real work in his life, so I seriously doubt that vacational rehabilitation would work very well for him in learning to be a proper president, since he has never known how to do anything honest/useful to begin with.

vacational rehabilitation by QuacksO August 26, 2018

rehabilization

Rehabilization is the realization that one must go to rehab.

“This morning, I had a rehabilization!”

rehabilization by Keronica Kadwell June 6, 2018

Divine Physiotherapy And Rehabilitation 

The Best Rehabilitation In Bhubaneswar

‘’Divine Physiotherapy And Rehabilitation “is India’s first integrated rehabilitation centre, providing post-hospitalization care to patients suffering from critical neurological, cardiac and orthopaedic ailments also its famous for Dr Asimjit Swain’s chiropractic Adjustment , cupping Therapy , dry needling therapy and manual therapy

Divine Physiotherapy And Rehabilitation by Divine Physiotherapy and Rehab November 24, 2021