redeuced 

Da lessening of a hand of cards to just two points.

When I tossed da dice and they started to slow on their rolling, I thought for sure dat I was gonna get a high number, but then da cubes flopped over one more face and both landed with their "one" dots upwards, so my number was drastically redeuced.

redeuced by QuacksO March 24, 2021

redeuce 

To repeat the action of pooping.

"Even though I just dropped a fudgecake, I feel another man-potato coming. Time to redeuce."
"While you can redeuce, you should not reuse or recycle the toilet paper."

redeuce by nolen December 14, 2006

reduced 

the horrid degradation of ones life due to unfortunate circumstances that changes life altogether.

like going from a healthy young adult with a job and money to falling in a downward spiral with no friends and no home and being reduced to eating potato chips and drinking beer while watching wrestling shows, comedy and playing video games

reduced by THE TOILET OF LIFE May 19, 2008

reduced 

Someone who is of lesser inteligence or has a tendency to do stupid things. A more politicaly correct alternative to the word retarded.

"Why do you always act like your Reduced."

reduced by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

reduced-fat milk 

Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:

2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),

1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),

Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs),

Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind), and

Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her).

Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!

reduced-fat milk by QuacksO August 9, 2018

reduced iron 

Iron FROM THE blood of CATTLE often added TO nonkosher food. Commonly known as pig metal.

THAT Bread has reduced iron in it.

reduced iron by Votegreensavetheplanet October 27, 2021

reduced-fat milk 

Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:

2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),

1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),

Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy --- often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock --- as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs), and

Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind).

Three even-more-austere examples of "less-than-whole cow-juice" are:

Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her),

Whey (where the gal allows lots of hugs and kisses, but does not let the guy touch her intimately, and

Plain water (where the gal lets the guy hold hands with her and maybe shares an occasional hug with him, but declines the more "lovey-dovey " gestures).

Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!

reduced-fat milk by QuacksO June 29, 2023