Stonely Impossible

Something that is completly impossible for you to do while you are stoned.

"Dude my back was killin me, so I took a musl-ruraxser....huh..hmm, musr-rr-raxserer, waite dude, stop laughing, you know what I mean....Musl-rr-rr-raser, dude It's Stonley Impossible for me to say musl-rer-raxer"

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

poopstick

A stick used to chop up a turd that is to big to flush.

"Damn that's a big one, someone get me the poopstick."

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

trick poop

1. Something that looks like it should or would taste good, but tricks you and ends up tasting like shit.
2. Something that looks fun or would be cool to try, but when you do, you either get hurt or look like an ass.

1. Dude, BluRazzberry, lets try it, sptt..hugh.. it's trick poop.
2. (person 1)Hey, check this out, I'm gonna run and slide on the ice. WHOOA! AAUGH! BAM! CRASH!...ouch my colerbone. (person 2) Dude that ice was Trick Poop!

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

handbecapable

Someone who parks there car in a handicap parking space without being handicaped is handbecapable.

"Look at that parking space right up front be the door, hell I'm Handbecapable so I can park there.

by TCW00dy March 18, 2004

basement dirt

A nickname for that hippy smelling shit petrulie.

"Hey dude, you smell like basement dirt"

by TCW00dy March 18, 2004

Ass Mount

1. Someone or something that seems to be behind you everytime you turn around, as if they are mounted to your ass.
2. A person who always has to do everything with you even though you don't want them to.
3. A pet that constantly follows you around the house and gets in your way.

1. "Get the hell off me you Ass Mount."
2. "Stop being suck an Ass Mount and get your own damn life."
3. "Dude, your dog is such an Ass Mount, every where I go I'm tripping over him."

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

crack pipe cramps

Cramps caused by to much pipe smoking, usualy effecting the lips and eyes. Often mistaken for blowers cramp
simptums include, purked out lips still in the pipe sucking position and crossed eyes that are still focused about 3-5 inches past the nose(where the lighter would be). May also cause some slurred speach.

"Dude what's wrong with your face, your Crack Pipe Cramps are so bad you can't even look straight.

by TCW00dy March 18, 2004