TCW00dy's definitions

analram

1. The act of ramming your cock into an ass causing it to get stretched out.
2. My wifes name spelled backwards

1. "Your blowers cramp is still acting up, so just bend over so I can analram you."
2. "HAHAHA..honey your name spelled backwards is analraM HAHAHAUH it's stonely impossible for me to look at you without laughing.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

blowers cramp

lips that are stuck out like a duck, usualy from too much dick sucking, causing your lips to cramp and stay frozen in a dick sucking position.

"Damn girl, you'll have to wait till you lose that blowers cramp before you'll be able to whistle again."

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

Stonely Impossible

Something that is completly impossible for you to do while you are stoned.

"Dude my back was killin me, so I took a musl-ruraxser....huh..hmm, musr-rr-raxserer, waite dude, stop laughing, you know what I mean....Musl-rr-rr-raser, dude It's Stonley Impossible for me to say musl-rer-raxer"

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

Ass Mount

1. Someone or something that seems to be behind you everytime you turn around, as if they are mounted to your ass.
2. A person who always has to do everything with you even though you don't want them to.
3. A pet that constantly follows you around the house and gets in your way.

1. "Get the hell off me you Ass Mount."
2. "Stop being suck an Ass Mount and get your own damn life."
3. "Dude, your dog is such an Ass Mount, every where I go I'm tripping over him."

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

dribble nut

A man who gets piss on the front of him when pissing, usually caused by the lack of proper shaking.

"Dude, what did you do, forget to unzip it first, you stupid dribble nut."

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

crack pipe cramps

Cramps caused by to much pipe smoking, usualy effecting the lips and eyes. Often mistaken for blowers cramp
simptums include, purked out lips still in the pipe sucking position and crossed eyes that are still focused about 3-5 inches past the nose(where the lighter would be). May also cause some slurred speach.

"Dude what's wrong with your face, your Crack Pipe Cramps are so bad you can't even look straight.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

handbecapable

Someone who parks there car in a handicap parking space without being handicaped is handbecapable.

"Look at that parking space right up front be the door, hell I'm Handbecapable so I can park there.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004