blowers cramp

lips that are stuck out like a duck, usualy from too much dick sucking, causing your lips to cramp and stay frozen in a dick sucking position.

"Damn girl, you'll have to wait till you lose that blowers cramp before you'll be able to whistle again."

by TCW00dy March 18, 2004

dribble nut

A man who gets piss on the front of him when pissing, usually caused by the lack of proper shaking.

"Dude, what did you do, forget to unzip it first, you stupid dribble nut."

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

Stonely Impossible

Something that is completly impossible for you to do while you are stoned.

"Dude my back was killin me, so I took a musl-ruraxser....huh..hmm, musr-rr-raxserer, waite dude, stop laughing, you know what I mean....Musl-rr-rr-raser, dude It's Stonley Impossible for me to say musl-rer-raxer"

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

poopstick

A stick used to chop up a turd that is to big to flush.

"Damn that's a big one, someone get me the poopstick."

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

trick poop

1. Something that looks like it should or would taste good, but tricks you and ends up tasting like shit.
2. Something that looks fun or would be cool to try, but when you do, you either get hurt or look like an ass.

1. Dude, BluRazzberry, lets try it, sptt..hugh.. it's trick poop.
2. (person 1)Hey, check this out, I'm gonna run and slide on the ice. WHOOA! AAUGH! BAM! CRASH!...ouch my colerbone. (person 2) Dude that ice was Trick Poop!

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

handbecapable

Someone who parks there car in a handicap parking space without being handicaped is handbecapable.

"Look at that parking space right up front be the door, hell I'm Handbecapable so I can park there.

by TCW00dy March 18, 2004

Ass Mount

1. Someone or something that seems to be behind you everytime you turn around, as if they are mounted to your ass.
2. A person who always has to do everything with you even though you don't want them to.
3. A pet that constantly follows you around the house and gets in your way.

1. "Get the hell off me you Ass Mount."
2. "Stop being suck an Ass Mount and get your own damn life."
3. "Dude, your dog is such an Ass Mount, every where I go I'm tripping over him."

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004