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Orville Redenbacher 

The act of farting in a woman's mouth so her cheeks puff up. As her cheeks are puffed, one taps the cheeks quickly so the hot stank-air pops out in small bursts mimicking the sound of popcorn popping.
"What it do brah? How was your date with Amanda?"
"Pretty awesome man, I gave her an Orville Redenbacher after she tossed my salad."
Orville Redenbacher by RTSmashMonkey September 15, 2016

Repentance 

Repentance is when one turns from their sins and wicked ways and puts a submissive faith and trust in Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior and trusts in Him for their own salvation.

Repentance is not just a guilty feeling, saying you're sorry, or crying tears, although those things might accompany it. True Repentance is not outward reform without inward change.

True repentance is a change of heart towards the sin that one used to love and now hates that results in one turning away from their wicked ways and bearing forth good fruit for God.
Repentance would involve things like this:

A thief who makes any possible restitution and instead of stealing works so that they'll have to give. That would include deleting any pirated content on their computers.

A liar who quits lying and instead uses their tongue for good and for the Truth.

Someone in Authority who once abused their authority but no longer does and instead uses their authority for good.

A cheat who no longer lives by fraud but now acts honestly.

An adulterer/fornicator who quits sleeping around and instead is faithful towards their spouse. Throwing away any pornography they may have as well.

Someone into the occult who wakes up and destroys their witchcraft materials no matter how expensive they may be and turns to serve the God of the Bible.

An idolater who throws away and destroys his former idols.

Redenbacher's Revenge 

The painful state of constipation due to the consumption of too much popcorn. If raw kernels are accidentally eaten, the condition may eventually become an Orvilles Delight
I told my girlfriend to lay off the popcorn during What Dreams May Come, but she didn't listen. I laughed at her later that night when she had a bad case of Redenbacher's Revenge.

oral redenbacher 

A type of oral sex which occurs which the male cuts a hole in a popcorn box and sticks his dick in and the girl performs oral sex on him
Dude my dick totally smells like butter

Yeah but at least you got some Oral Redenbacher!
oral redenbacher by Conor Mahagony December 22, 2008

Repentagram 

A symbol made by the heaviest Christian band ever, Impending Doom. Often confused with a pentagram at first glance; it is really a combination of the latter word and 'repent'. It vaguely resembles a cross within, yet; it was all made up as a joke. See Goreship.
Mother: Why does that guy have a pentagram on his shirt??!!??
Son: Relax, mom. It's a REPENTagram.
Repentagram by xsystemofadillonx December 5, 2010

Reventado 

Spanish term that applies to those who are envious of the success of others, even often fall sick. Mostly it is used in television.
"- Ha ganado la tercera batalla, pero... Igor no ganará la guerra.
- Ya eres un reventado más, Pelocho. Enhorabuena."
Reventado by Compadre June 10, 2013