redbarren

Blindfold yourgirlfriend with a scarf. Start banging her doggie style. Pull it out quickly and sneak it up her butt like the redbarren.

Mike gave Ethan the redbarren.

by kevin case May 13, 2006

Red Barren

the menses of an infertile woman

"It seems so unfair that Jill still has to endure her visits from Aunt Flo," Donald remarked sympathetically. "Doctors have assured her that she can never bear children, yet every month she is still obliged to have her date with the Red Barren."

by Andrew Roedell May 5, 2007

Redbarning

The act of getting hype with your crew.

Yo, are we redbarning later before the bar?!

by carobeans November 7, 2015

redardent

When you are so stupid, you can’t even say redarded. Usually used by Luke.

Bro, are you redardent?

by Nolan Dick Hero September 16, 2019

rearrending

to get out of your car and bang your ding dong on her ass and then rearrend the woman

like rearrending the horse

by sir gold February 18, 2021

Redbaron

The name for a gamer who acts like a girl but is actually a 30 year old who attempts to trick young children, usually weights 400+ pounds and are very homophobic or gay.

"Your a redbaron"

by yeach December 20, 2021

recbarment

Being sent to military lumberjack prison where there is unlimited beards, sex, and brawny paper towels.

Dan was caught stealing birch at the wood lot and is enjoying his recbarment.

by Carney the Guy May 20, 2022