glassectomy

A medical procedure in which a small window is inserted into the lower abdomen, enabling a person suffering from chronic wordcranial rectal inversion/word to see.

Joey has his head so far up his ass he can't tell day from night. He should really be admitted for an emergency glassectomy.

glassectomy by S. Baker July 19, 2003

glasstectomy

A medical procedure whereby a piece of glass is inserted between the legs so that one might see where they are going when their head is up their ass.

That guy that parked in the bus lane and then locked his keys in his van with it running needs a glasstectomy.

glasstectomy by marked wayne December 5, 2011

Glandectomy 

The operation to remove swollen glands

Neil keeps complaining about his swollen glands, he should get a glandectomy

Glandectomy by Dr Morris February 17, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022