fungo bat

After dumping a load on yo bitches foread,use the flat underside of your penis and popping yo bitch on the forehead.Causing yor mancream to splatter.

I damn near blinded the bitch using the fungo bat

by steakfries August 27, 2008

Anal Glaucoma

Inability to see your ass doing a thing.

Steak Fries called in sick to work today he was suffering like a motherfuckin ebola infested feces throwing monkey suffering from Anal Glaucoma and could not see his ass going to work

by steakfries December 13, 2008

cerebral rectumitis

head up your ass

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis

by steakfries December 13, 2008

Ensalada tirada

Tossing a salad

After taking the bitch to the movies I took her home to ensalada tirada

by steakfries October 19, 2010