Anal Glaucoma

Inability to see your ass doing a thing.

Steak Fries called in sick to work today he was suffering like a motherfuckin ebola infested feces throwing monkey suffering from Anal Glaucoma and could not see his ass going to work

by steakfries December 19, 2008

Ensalada tirada

Tossing a salad

After taking the bitch to the movies I took her home to ensalada tirada

by steakfries October 20, 2010

cerebral rectumitis

head up your ass

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis

by steakfries December 19, 2008

fungo bat

After dumping a load on yo bitches foread,use the flat underside of your penis and popping yo bitch on the forehead.Causing yor mancream to splatter.

I damn near blinded the bitch using the fungo bat

by steakfries October 16, 2008