cranialrectumitis 

A person suffering from a terminal case of having their head up their ass.

That guy just made the stupidest mistake I've ever seen in my life, he must suffer from cranialrectumitis.

cranialrectumitis by driz January 27, 2005

Cranial Rectumitis 

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion

That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

Cranial Rectumitis by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006

craniorectumitis 

a medical condition described as having your head up your ass.

that stupid motherfucker has craniorectumitis.

craniorectumitis by super rhoid April 29, 2006

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.

Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009

Caranialrectumitus 

Medical condition wherein one's head is up one's ass.

After Dave backed the car into another parked auto his passenger calmly noted, "You are obviously suffering from Caranialrectumitus today".

Caranialrectumitus by John Morse May 12, 2006

cranialrectomitis 

the condition of a person with their head up their ass.

It was such a stupid comment that I immediately identified him to have cranialrectomitis.

cranialrectomitis by Surfrider1 September 2, 2022

Cranialrectumitus

When your head is in your ass

That guy over there has cranialrectumitus

Cranialrectumitus by Jim wiggems August 29, 2026