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Cranial Rectumitis 

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion
That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

craniorectumitis 

a medical condition described as having your head up your ass.
that stupid motherfucker has craniorectumitis.
craniorectumitis by super rhoid April 29, 2006

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.
Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."

Caranialrectumitus 

Medical condition wherein one's head is up one's ass.
After Dave backed the car into another parked auto his passenger calmly noted, "You are obviously suffering from Caranialrectumitus today".

cranialrectomitis 

the condition of a person with their head up their ass.
It was such a stupid comment that I immediately identified him to have cranialrectomitis.
cranialrectomitis by Surfrider1 September 2, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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