A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
by stropmag October 03, 2006
A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
by stropmag October 04, 2006
A verb meaning to misstate, lie, be economical with the truth. from 'Rupert Murdoch', the media baron.
by stropmag July 25, 2011
The look of disgust in a person that is reminiscent of the face pulled when eating something very tart, such as a lemon.
When my wife discovered that the paedophoilia charges that she had laid against me would not be pursued as the prosecutor had found them to be baseless she had a face like she was sucking a lemon.
by stropmag July 09, 2010
"'Ere, John! Aint that old Muffindamule over there?"
"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"
"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"
by stropmag October 04, 2006
Surreptitious trade in agricultural produce: buying and selling of agricultural produce that is against the law or official regulations. A common practice within the EU particularly since the rise in popularity of internet based auction sites.
"Hans, how on earth do you think Herr Muffin is going to shift all that reject grade wheat?"
"He'll probably flog it on the green market Gunther, he usually does"
"He'll probably flog it on the green market Gunther, he usually does"
by stropmag November 03, 2006
An inflammation of the rectum.
Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.
by stropmag October 24, 2015