A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
by stropmag October 03, 2006
A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
by stropmag October 04, 2006
A verb meaning to misstate, lie, be economical with the truth. from 'Rupert Murdoch', the media baron.
by stropmag July 25, 2011
An inflammation of the rectum.
Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.
by stropmag October 24, 2015
One who enjoys the subsidies offered to farmers for milk production without actually producing any dairy products whatsoever.
"Commissioner, I think I should advise you that we have evidence of a subsidy milker operating out of Germany"
by stropmag October 03, 2006
To be without a wall to surround one's property in part or in whole by reason of act of God, accident or act of reckless folly.
"Gunter! I see Herr Muffin has become murally challenged!"
"It will be the drink again I expect. Drink and tractors do not make good bed fellows Hans. Always I have said this!"
"It will be the drink again I expect. Drink and tractors do not make good bed fellows Hans. Always I have said this!"
by stropmag October 29, 2006
The look of disgust in a person that is reminiscent of the face pulled when eating something very tart, such as a lemon.
When my wife discovered that the paedophoilia charges that she had laid against me would not be pursued as the prosecutor had found them to be baseless she had a face like she was sucking a lemon.
by stropmag July 09, 2010