Rupert

A verb meaning to misstate, lie, be economical with the truth. from 'Rupert Murdoch', the media baron.

Evidence to the Commons Select Committee was found yet again to be a total Rupert.

by stropmag July 25, 2011

rectumitis

An inflammation of the rectum.

Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.

by stropmag December 19, 2015

damsel

A member of the female sex. A lady.

Following a spot of department store garment liberation:

"Shit man! Der's a damsel in dis dress! No wunda I could nut carry it, you ragamuffin"

by stropmag October 22, 2006

paper hat

Rhyming slang for 'prat', a fool, an ineffectual person.

"'Ere, John! Aint that old Muffindamule over there?"

"Nagh, can't be. The paper hat's still banged up for noncin', doin' a three stretch"

by stropmag October 04, 2006

murally challenged

To be without a wall to surround one's property in part or in whole by reason of act of God, accident or act of reckless folly.

"Gunter! I see Herr Muffin has become murally challenged!"

"It will be the drink again I expect. Drink and tractors do not make good bed fellows Hans. Always I have said this!"

by stropmag October 29, 2006

strop mag

A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)

"Excuse me luv. Could you hand me that strop mag from the top shelf? I can't reach it".

by stropmag September 23, 2008

subsidy milker

One who enjoys the subsidies offered to farmers for milk production without actually producing any dairy products whatsoever.

"Commissioner, I think I should advise you that we have evidence of a subsidy milker operating out of Germany"

by stropmag October 03, 2006